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Excellent strategic move by FOX, shoring up the pageant-to-curvy-couch pipeline.
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Fox tries to improve its dipping viewership numbers. Unfortunately, sexy does not mix well with old and angry.
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And they can have Rupert Murdoch hosting the show. They’ll just be exchanging one creepy megalomaniac for another.
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Viagra consumption will skyrocket on broadcast night.
This’ll be The Donald’s pipeline out of the race when he decides he’s bored and it’s too much work to maintain the fiction; he’ll cite “conflict of interest”, exit the race, become again a favored and well-paid FOX commentator. Hundred bucks says he’s already had that conversation with the Fox brass.
Who watches pageants anymore?
I never did, but with the internets you can pretty much look at a huge variety of women in any state of dress/undress, right? It just seems silly to me.
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Miss Mexico will have to show two forms of ID and apply for a work visa to enter the contest. And submit to a cavity search. And let Andrea Tantaros spit on her.
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Lock me in a room with a pissed off Susan Sarandon and I’ll disabuse you of that notion.
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Does this mean all the contestants will have to dye their hair blond?
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…another reasons never , ever, ever watch Fox…
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What a bunch of brown-nosers!
Did you mean curvy or PERVIE?!
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And its not like this is the one that awards actual educational scholarships to women for brain power. Rump’s throwback form of female pageantry is for pure oglers. Like you say, seems they can get that anywhere, any day of the week these days, if they’re that desperate.