Discussion: Fox’s Conspiracy-Stoking ‘Judge Jeanine’ Pleads Guilty To Speeding In November

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Too bad it wasn’t a DUI too…

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Ninety-five or more miles per hour? If she’s unable to understand a two-digit number, I wonder what more abstract concepts she’s incapable of grasping?

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Pirro said in November that she’d been driving for hours to visit her ailing mother and didn’t realize how fast she was going.

That is funny. El Oh El.

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Pirro said in November that she’d been driving for hours to visit her ailing mother and didn’t realize how fast she was going.

The jokes write themselves.

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‘Wait! I wasn’t SPEEDING speeding…that’s all fake news…I was um er going to see my Mom…that’s it! And hey, I’m a buddy of President Trumps…yeah you know the GREATEST! Are we still on that SPEEDING thing officer??? You must be a hater…and a LIBERAL…and a snowflake!’

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Because the difference between 65 and 95 is so hard to discern. And damn all those other drivers just poking along making her swerve and pass constantly.

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Who the fuck negotiates a plea bargain for a traffic ticket? Frankly, she should have been charged with negligent driving and reckless endangerment.

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“Authorities previously said that a state trooper clocked Pirro’s Cadillac going 119 mph…”

“Lock her up! Lock her up!”

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She is practicing her negotiation skills for when things really hit the skids.

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Probably figured that, if/when she got stopped, she’d get a mulligan 'cause she’s a celebrity.

Too bad she got a cop who didn’t vote for TwoScoops.

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It’s nice to be a former prosecutor and know who to call for a plea deal. If the 119 mph clocked speed was ticketed, at 54 miles over the speed limit, it’s reckless driving in NY with a $600 ticket.

I’m just on my way to my grandmothers house… we’re going to watch “The Fast and the Furious”.

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A judge with poor judgment. She’s so ridiculous as to be hilarious…and pathetic.

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Laugh now while you can, but the new driving program rules are a total revenue generating scam. I got my first speeding ticket ever in November and the cop piled on (I think one of the offenses was honking FFS), so I just had to do the stupid course too last week. It’s triggered if you get 3 moving violations within 2 years, and that includes shit you wouldn’t think counts, like being late with your registration. What’s more, they will look back from your most recent citation, even if it is just 1, to capture the most recent two before it if they are within 2 years and call that another 3, even if they’re using 2 that counted towards making you go to the class before, and you’ll end up in the stupid class again. What’s even more ridiculous is that the instructors are literally forced to refuse you entrance if you are even 1 minute late (both in the morning and coming back from lunch), and they are video taped to make sure they do it. Why? Because then you have to pay the full course fee and go all over again. And don’t forget your #2 pencil, because they’ll refuse you entrance for that too.

It’s precisely the kind of condescending big brothering and taking advantage that gives liberals a bad name.

We won’t have drivers for much longer anyway.

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Meh…robot cars are a daydream. Not happening in the way people seem to think. We can’t even get high speed rail built in this idiot country. I’ll believe it when I see it, but I consider it as likely as Jetson-cars that make the high pitched burbly noise being the next big thing.

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When they say “speeding” they mean doing Meth, right?

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She probably pleaded guilty to speeding to avoid a reckless driving charge for which the penalties are much greater. In most states a certain number of mph above the speed limit is automatically classified as reckless driving. If she was clocked at 119 mph and was only charged with doing 95, she probably copped a plea to the lesser offense. Be interesting to check the NY statutes and see if more that 30 mph over the speed limit triggers reckless driving.

In any case, it’s an ironclad argument for abolishing speed limits. Just as gun laws won’t stop mass shootings, so speed limits don’t stop people from speeding. Besides, if the police didn’t have to chase speeders, they could concentrate on important things – like arresting kids with saggy pants.

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I’m just picturing her speeding down the highway in her Cadillac, listening to Michael Savage or Rush, yelling back at the radio about some issue with Hillary or Nancy Pelosi.

I can’t stand when judges, who are supposed to uphold the law, flagrantly break it. She could have hurt someone and, I suspect, has no remorse.

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This woman. Oy. The Edith Prickley of reactionary politics.

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