Discussion: Fox News: Source Says State Dept Spox Heather Nauert Offered UN Ambassadorship

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“She’s cute and will look good”, Trump said to friends when asked why he named her to the UN spot.

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Oh yeah. She looks just like a female Fox & Friends clone.

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“She may not know much about international diplomacy, but she’ll be great for ratings,” he added.

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Well, she has put a smiling face on the smoldering ruins of the State Department, so given what will be left of the UN (as far as the US is concerned), this kinda makes sense.

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Wow…and to think back in the day the GOP used to whine and snivel about Clinton and the selling of the ‘Lincoln Bedroom’. They didn’t think Donnie would ever become head of their party…

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Blonde hair blue eyed chick. I know she’s little Donald’s favorite too!

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No, to be Fox News qualified she needs to look like an aged porn star, might need some change in the makeup.

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Two unnamed sources “familiar with his pick” also told CNN Nauert was Trump’s leading choice for the job.

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Don’t rely on Wiki. They call her a “journalist.” What qualifies her is that she stood up for Daddy’s favorite daughter when Nordstrom dropped the line of clothes made by slave labor. And, she’ll be Bolton’s puppet.

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Heather Nauert Offered UN Ambassadorship

Smart enough to say no?

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“She’ll be perfect, she has a pretty face, says nice things about me, and her breasts are almost as nice as my daughter’s”

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Because what press flack isn’t qualified to be an ambassador?

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Will she be steaming his pants?

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I think in this case it’s yet another joke on Trump. The whole world will be laughing at this one.

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Bag of hammers, meet the UN Ambassadorship . . .

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I remember when that idiot first got her start on Fox News. She was so completely vapid, shallow and unprepared one of the other on-air ‘talent’ told her in no uncertain terms that he ‘hoped she would get smarter over time.’ Quite the ringing endorsement.

Her job then as it is now is to be Vanna White on WoF. Stand there, do exactly what shes told and make a bunch of middle aged dudes enjoy watching her. Pretty straightforward Republican playbook.

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Okay, who’s the new Spokesbunny at Foggy Bottom then?

Do we have any blondes in Triple-A ball??

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