Discussion for article #227354
This is like the argument that gun fondlers trot out whenever thereâs a discussion about restricting firearm possession. They try to get you wrapped around the axle by arguing about the definition of âassault weaponâ or âhandgun.â
My response is a simple one. âWell, I guess if we canât come up with a definition thatâs precise enough to satisfy you, weâll just have to get rid of all the guns. If it fires a bullet, you canât have it.â
The outrage! Federal agents actually want to see the records of a gun shop owner who admitted that he sold banned weapons after he got caught red handed! Next thing you know, these jack-booted thugs will arrest people charged with violent crimes!
Sissy Boy does have a point: âAssault weaponâ is a made-up term in the same way that EVERY WORD IN ANY LANGUAGE HAD TO âMADE UPâ AT ONE TIME.
If the damned thing was designed for combat, how can you call it anything else? What there is no such thing as is a knowledgeable FOX noise talking head.
Thereâs really no such thing as a âfair and balancedâ commentator on FOX News.
The average citizen has no need of fully or semi-automatic rifles for self-defense, nor for weapons using extended magazines. And if you need such a rifle for the purpose of hunting, well ⌠it really doesnât speak highly of your skill as a hunter.
Well yahâŚcan we all agree to start calling these poor misunderstood weapons
the
âUgly Stick of Deathâ
Actually, according to the story it was local police who came in and requested the records because it violates a State statute. There are different states who have laws that only certain weapons can be attained and owned.
Yep, further proof of a trend Iâve been noticing for a while. Conservative talking heads are getting their talking points from conservative internet commenters (read: angry internet addicts).
I canât even count how many times Iâve seen âWhatâs an assault weapon!?!?!?!â posted as a response to someone who mentions the clear, simple, honest truth that your average American has no reason to own one.
The proper term I believe is âassault rifleâ. But whatever term is used, to me what is ridiculous is how much time is given by the right-wing media to the plight of gun fetishists.
Irony alert; Fox News is best example of made up words, along with fair and balanced.
On the one hand, yes, a gun is a gun, capable of frequent disastrous accidents and frequent criminal uses - they should all be well-regulated. On the other hand, assault rifle is a term made-up to describe a gun with heavier fire power - thereâs a place in language for descriptive terms, something lost on the droolers who watch Fox.
I get it. You donât really assault people with these weapons so much as murder them. Thus the proper term would be âmurder weaponâ. Much better.
TPM: Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Saturday claimed that âassault weaponâ is not a real term. ⌠Joseph Palumbo, owner of the Albion Gun Shop, thought that the modified AR-15s were legal, but the guns violated the stateâs SAFE Act.
So let me get this straight. The AR in AR-15 is an acronym for Assault Rifle.
And Tucker Carlsonâs argument is that an Assault Rifle is not an assault weapon - because thereâs no such thing as an assault weapon?
The stupidity of right-wing rhetoric and arguing style never ceases to amaze me.
Is âassault weaponâ mentioned in the Second Amendment? No.
Is âassault weaponâ mentioned in the Bible? No.
Then it must be a made-up term. No other explanation makes sense.
And âclipâ vs. âmagazine.â Gawd.
If the term âTV Dinnerâ hadnât been made up, Tucker wouldnât have a trust fund.
Actually, the AR sands for âArmalite Rifle.â Armalite was the company that design and originally manufactured the M-16.
The thing is, this is just like the idiot game they play with the words âclipâ and âmagazine.â Among themselves, on gun nut boards and wherever gun fondlers, militia nuts and/or wing nuts generally congregate, theyâll use those terms interchangeably, just like everyone else does. But whenever a journalist or a liberal uses the term, itâs âhar har har! Silly librul doesnât know difference between magazine and clip! Har har har! Everything silly librul has to say is disqualified by failure to understand and correctly use precise technical definition that doesnât actually exist and is not used by real firearms experts.â
An âassault rifleâ is a gas-operated rifle fed by a detachable magazine, usually holding twenty or thirty rounds, that is chambered for an âintermediateâ round that is smaller and lighter than a full rifle round, such as the .30-30, but larger and more powerful than pistol ammunition. Military versions are usually capable of firing more than one round with a single trigger pull but civilian versions are usually limited to semi-automatic fire.
The term âassault weaponâ is less precise. It is either a synonym for âassault rifleâ or it is a reference to the 1990s law that banned a number of different semi-automatic weapons based on a set of characteristics designed to both avoid application to a number of semi-automatic weapons while also including a number of weapons, like the TEC-9, that fired pistol ammunition.
Itâs the latter purely legal/political definition that gave rise to the wingnut âno such thing as an âassault weaponââ meme.
Next Tucker will say that guns arenât lethal.
OMFG, now conservatards want to âtake the assault out ofâ the assault weapon definition because it just doesnât sound pretty or nice enough. What does Bow Tie Boy think those weapons do to people? Tickle them with bullets? Itâs a Tickler WeaponâŚWell, you donât sayâŚNext theyâll want to take the word âweaponâ away from the definitionâŚ
Its a fucking gun, assholes. Guns are Weapons, Weapons Assault People and Other Living Things.
Class over.