“Where Dead Careers Go To Be Resuscitated.”
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I see Sarah walking away from a camera in a lightweight dress and I think of two kids wrestling under a blanket.
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I am glad I started worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster long time ago, I don’t want anything to do with dickish gods…
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FOX News’ legal talking heads-Joe DeGenova, Jeannine Pirro, Allan Dershowitz, Andrew Napolitano, Geraldo Rivera, who was a lawyer for 15 minutes. And now, Trey Gowdy, The Inept Cross Examiner of the Benghazi Hearings’ Biggest Moment. Which was a Dud.
MSNBC legal talking heads-former US Attorneys Joyce Vance and Barbara McQuade. About 12 former AUSAs, one of whom was Chief Counsel at the DEA, a couple of whom have been Deputies at DOJ, and one of whom was Solicitor General.
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Tucker’s New Segment - What in the world is Trey doing with his hair? Gowdy will let us know what the cool kids are doing with hair gel today!
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Fox News guy says “I know, lets hire another republican winger so we can be fair and balanced”.
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BENG, er, BINGO!
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YIKES!
Just they ain’t.
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Same here. FSM fills all of my needs for an invisible, omnipotent, omniscient and all-forgiving entity. Particularly as FSM does not condone vengeance, stoning, shunning, lying or spitting on those of our fellow humans who are less fortunate.
All in all I am quite pleased with my choice of religion. Particularly the costumes and headwear.
(I am looking, however, for any hints in the dogma as to how to deal with lying, duplicitous traitors in positions of power. Do any of you other pirates out there have any tips?)
Repuke liar contributes to fake news site .
womp womp too late tough schitt you suck
How Trump’s shutdown wrecked Sean Hannity’s ratings
Coming off a robust 2018 where he logged the top spot on cable news, Hannity averaged 3.3 million viewers last year. So far this year though, he’s averaging 2.7 million, which means he lost nearly one-quarter of his audience during the government shutdown. At the same time, Hannity’s competition on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has been surging in the ratings. She’s drawing 3.2 million viewers on a nightly basis in 2019, and has relegated Hannity to permanent second place in the 9 PM time slot.
They’ll have hire a bevy of leggy blondes to compensate for his goofy looking mug
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See!
Just a mob of Angry Democrats.
Well, not, actually, but that’s how it will be played.
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OTOH, if all the despicables are in one basket…
And not a single one of them has ever done the cutting edge legal work for a toilet patent for men of longer than normal endowment. Not a one of them. Bunch of hipster posers.
Wonder if they’ll take the logical, if somewhat out if the box route.
A hat.