Hey, Fox? Get back to me when they make our kids bulletproof. Until then, why don’t you work on that NRA/Russia collusion issue?
Damn needy 8-year olds expecting to live thru elementary school years without being shot in class. What is wrong with you? Here…wear this backpack to protect 6 square inches of your back while you’re running away from Joebob letting off some stress.
Better to outfit our 8-year-olds in kevlar than keep the “economically anxious” redneck from buying his 12th gun. Now there’s some priorities for ya.
Okay, is Fox making fun of us snowflake Libs for wanting to protect our kids? Or are they advocating purchasing these backpacks to further support the out of control Second Amendment industry?
Grotesque! Describing them as “fashion forward” is totally sick.
They should have let the new host handle this story…
The company is expected to make more the 5 million dollars
That SUCKS, how low can our country go???
Is the backpack company owned by Winchester? It would make perfect business sense. Like Big Pharma marketing constipation drugs to those addicted to their painkillers.
And what’s the story? It’s not clear on the significance (if any) of using the song before the report. I’ve never heard it- iIs it an anti gun song?
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When bulletproof backpacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have bulletproof backpacks.
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The only thing that can stop a bad kid with a bulletproof backpack is a good kid with a bulletproof backpack.
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Make Backpacks Bulletproof Again!
Bulletproof backpacks are ridiculous. All we have to do is give every kid Wonder Woman bracelets and they can block all the bullets. Problem solved, but the Liberal Media doesn’t want anyone to know about it.
Maybe you can buy a bulletproof bra to hold those puppies up
Fox Business News: Always classy.
Geez Louise.
On FOX Pravda, the shooting of schoolchildren isn’t a moral or social crisis, it’s a business opportunity.
In fact, it’s two. The gun makers and the “fashion forward” protective equipment industries can both prosper. Hooray for the free market!
“In the U.S., sadly, there’s the guns, everybody can have a gun."
Yes, because “Well-Regulated Militia” now means “everybody can have a gun.” He thinks it’s sad, but the only possible solution is to prepare your kids for when those guns enter their school.
It’ll be a great day when teachers are paid a living wage…
School kids get the classroom supplies they need to learn…
And the NRA has to hold a Read-a-Thon to buy a legislator.
At one of the most important Catholic charitable organization events no less, the Alfred E Smith dinner. Honoring a man who gave New York the inception of the New Deal. He was the first Catholic nominee for president who faced ugly Trumpian and Fox like invective in its day.
Aw, hell, just force all the little brats to carry. Sure there would be some collateral damage, but it will improve the breed. After all, Survival of the Fittest is a Republican meme, amirite?
(Except when a republican politician comes to speak at the school. Don’t want any untoward incidents, do we?)
I wonder how Fox would react to an entrepreneur selling bulletproof hoodies “designed to stop rounds from the top five firearms carried by cops.”
“We added extra protection on the back.”
Better idea:
How about making it so FauxSnooze lickspittles feel compelled to wear kevlar to leave THEIR homes?