Discussion for article #244329
All the men will be fitted with a leg bag for their urine. Ms. Fiorina will be given an aspirin.
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Instead, they’ll show podiums filled with empty suits.
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Whatever…so long as Christie takes his shit before the beginning of the debate, they all should be fine. He has a tendency to hold up the line to the stall. They’re all a bunch of constipated assholes anyway…and Fiorina looks like she never eats, so I’m pretty sure she has no reason to urgently use the bathroom…ever. Either that or she’s a robot, which would explain a lot.
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Just empty suits…
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Damn you!!! Beat me to it…haha…have we really become this predictable?
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Sadly, yes. 
It was easy pickin’s.
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Technically, the podiums have been empty…
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I say they’re all full of shit.
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It would be pretty redundant.
Eeeeewwwwww…
She eats…she’s on a steady diet of botox and fen-phen.
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I used to know someone on fen-phen. They outlawed that stuff, didn’t they?
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Yeah…I kinda thought the bad reports and outlawing of it made the joke funnier haha
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It did.
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a barrel of cash for the recording of the little boys’ room chatter at the “debate”
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They outlawed the fen, but not the phen.
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Actually…I suppose “empty suits” wasn’t the only way to go…
Promises
Ideas
Platitudes
Rhetoric
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Words
What am I missing?
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SRfromGR: Either that or she’s a robot, which would explain a lot.
she is clearly a BORG! (the implants are nearing the surface of the mask). “resistance is futile” should be the first words out of the maw when this occurs.
Why would they need to leave the stage for the bathroom - they’re in a pissing contest the entire time they are up there
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