Donnie is completely incapable of opening his mouth without trash talking somebody he doesn’t like. He is such an insecure little child, its amazing.
A tremendous comedian, very respected, came up to him and said “Sir, I’ve done 20 USO tours and nobody was a funny as you ever.”
The problem with tRump pardoning turkeys is that it’s so hard to tell who is who.
he knows he was outsmarted and was trying to look witty and polished next to them
I’ve made it easy for you - this one’s the handsome smart one

aww look - those 2 lovebirds are holding hands
Two Scoops Donny d/n get it. A full time right wing nut job radio show will get very boring very quickly. Mueller time is coming.
Rest assured Dems will have the last laugh.
Peas is wearing a wire; Carrots is in negotiations with Mueller.
We have a blanket with that exact pattern.
…for our cats. A little barf, a little hair ball, just throw that sucker in the wash and it’s a good as new! Goodwill find–$2.00. I just told our cats that Melania has a coat like that and…oh, hell. Double hairballs.
Hey, you humorless moron, he and she who laugh last, laugh best.
Keep that in mind for future reference.
I didn’t find it terribly funny. I’m sure Republicans found it funny. It wasn’t the mean spirited crap he says and then says he was just joking. It seems as if somebody wrote this for him.
And of course it goes without saying that like all people who come up to Trump, this person was a big, strong guy and he had tears in his eyes.
Melanoma… looking ho-rendous.
I see what you did there.
Seemed only right since she had a horse’s ass at her side. Some days they write themselves.
Easily, the single most-needy American politician in my lifetime. Elevates you-won’t-have-Dick-Nixon-to-kick-around-anymore to senior statesman heights…
what about stuffing it in the column itself?
Walter Isaacson who’s going to be next guest of WHCA,writer of door stop bios of presidents, will be funnier, and he’s normally as funny as a heart attack.
OT but you all should know: God damn it, another huge E. coli scare, with the CDC saying throw out all romaine lettuce you’ve got until they can pinpoint the source, even if you’ve eaten it with no problem.
