LOL Meee-ow!
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Poor ol* Mr Professional Dickhead .
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I saw more than two turkeys in the photo. 
Itās a good thing he didnāt try being a stand-up comic, probably would have been just as bad as what heās doing now. Did this time with the turkeys get included in his 3 hours of work for today?
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Money canāt buy taste.
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Who knew you could spell āCompletely Moronic Fucking Assholeā with only five letters?
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Anyone caught putting a pun in a headline should be fined.
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Why is this guy (of all people!) talking about peas and skinny orange roots?
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And I bet all those assembled laughed uproariously at this moronās attempt at humor (for fear of winding up on the wrong end of a tweetstorm).
He canāt even perform a benign holiday tradition without insulting someone or drawing attention to the fact that heās an immature and petty jackass.
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Did she take it off the horseās ass that sheās walking with?
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Donāt worry, asshole. January is coming.
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Dump is about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit.
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Donald J Trump SENIOR: he never fails to disappoint.
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You can be sure she didnāt get it at Tar-zhay.
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That reminds me, the title of yesterdayās episode for the Pod Save America podcast was āThatās Chairman Schitt to You.ā LOL.
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Since youāre pardoning turkeyās anyway, when does your boy show up?
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The grade school presidency. Perpetual recess.
Iāll bet he cheats at dodge ball. Oh wait . . . he wonāt play. It will muss his hair.
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I canāt imagine it, but . . . what if Obama had done that?
He would have been in the place of the turkey and the pardon would have been revoked.
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In fairness, the turkey pardoning comments were way better than his usual material.
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whata comedian - bet @irasdad could pick up a few pointers from this guy
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