Discussion: Formerly Imprisoned Evangelical Pastor Will Meet Trump In Oval Office Saturday

Pastor: Ordeal not over yet, be strong.

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That Trump stench lingers for long…

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“Great Christian”? This guy knows his marks. Great American, not so much.

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As Paul Manafort described it: Planting some stink.

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“I don’t make deals for hostages.”

“They’re all dead, to me. Like Khashoggi.”

I hate to break it to the evangelical pastor, but there’s no chance in hell that he’s gonna be able to convert Chiselin’ Trump.

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The preacher will probably be appointed to run the new Department of Saint God’s Will, or something like it. That should greatly streamline the conversion to a pretend theocracy and cement in those Xtian votes.

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“Ummm…I’ve been out of touch for the last 3 years. Is this some kind of joke? Last I heard you were a bankrupt serial adulterer who had no shame in his transgression. Where’s the real President?”

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Even while praying moron assumes the position. First question to the pastor before the prayer was “Who did you vote for?” Absentee ballot from a Turkish jail no doubt.

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So the guys nightmare has one more chapter to go through.
I would have turned down the request unless trump agreed to a $500,000.00 make me talk speech,to pat him on the back.
Payment first of course. lol

We’re not even spared a Saturday from the incessant, daily deluge of Trump’s mind fuck?

(primal scream)…PHUCK!!

Trumpian Deplorables are nothing but a mega shit-stain on the soul of America.

He got out of Turkey so we know Donald John Trump wasn’t involved.

What ear-worm does His Orangeness default to in situations like this?

We know it’s not The Washington Post march.

The whistling from the Bridger Over the River Kwai?

Opening theme to Star Wars?

First eleven seconds of the Star Spangled Banner?

… I’d just like to know.