The good news for Trump is that Education Secretary DeVos has a kid brother (Erik Prince) that’s in the assassin business
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The bad news is that like everyone in Trump’s circle, he’s an overrated, self-promoting incompetent.
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OMFG. Right now, Manafort is having a stoke, and yelling at his lawyer. He should have cut a deal sooner. Oh, man, this is not good for Pauly. Just cus, you know, he can’t give Bobby Three Sticks much that Bobby Three Sticks doesn’t already have.
Pauly’s lookin’ at more than 10 years in the hole, at a minimum, if convicted.
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Gotta love the timing:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
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In the immortal words of Leo O’Bannion, the crime boss from Miller’s Crossing, “Twist a pig’s ear, watch him squeal.” Flynn’s ear has gotten pretty well twisted, I’d say. Watch out for the tweetstorm from Orange Julius Caesar attempting to distract us from this development.
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1st one who flips gets the best plea deal. Amazing that the Trumpistas didnt realize that.
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Mr. Bigshot Jared Kushner, could he be any more stupid? His hubris is going to land him in prison.
Trumps: The Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight.
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Yeah. THAT argument is not gonna age well. Jus’ sayin’.
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Boy, howdy!
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Or, as Betty Cracker at Balloon Juice said, “Treasons Greetings!”
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Yet another one of those “are they really that stupid or do they think everyone else is that stupid? Or is it that they really are that stupid and they’re so stupid they think everyone else is stupider than they are?” moments you keep getting with Republicans.
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They saw the Reagan and Bush gangs get away with it, so: “Why can’t we?!!!”
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Don’t forget (and don’t let any American forget!):
president* Donald Trump is the leader of the Republican Party.
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Well, that was quick…looks like Kushner is in the cross-hairs.
I wonder if the next statement from Trump’s lawyers will feature the line “not a blood relative.”
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The real story of today is that there’s a guarantee that
there’s big news coming down the pike.”
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From the Bloomberg article I linked to above.
ABC News reported Friday that Flynn is prepared to tell Mueller’s team that Trump had instructed him to make contact with Russia during the campaign itself.
Oh my. “Not a blood relative” isn’t gonna work on that one.
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Yeah, heard the diesel drumming all down the line.
Oh, heard the wires a humming all down the line.
Yeah, hear the women sighing all down the line.
Oh, hear the children crying all down the line.
(All down the line.) We’ll be watching out for trouble, yeah.
(All down the line.) And we’d better keep the motor running, yeah.
(All down the line.) Well, you can’t say yes and you can’t say no,
Just be right there when the whistle blows.
I need a sanctified girl with a sanctified mind to help me now.
Yeah, all the people singing all down the line.
Mmmm, watch the men all working, working, yeah. (All down the line.)
(All down the line.) We’re gonna open up the throttle yeah.
(All down the line.) We’re gonna bust another bottle, yeah.
(All down the line.)
I need a shot of salvation, baby, once in a while.
Hear the whistle blowing, hear it for a thousand miles.
(All down the line.) We’re gonna open up the throttle, yeah.
All down the line, We’re gonna bust another bottle, yeah.
Well you can’t say yes, and you can’t say no,
Just be right there when the whistle blows.
I need a sanctified mind to help me out right now.
Be my little baby for a while.
Won’t you be my little baby for a while?
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