Actually, that is just what McConnell always looks like. He has made and served enough of these sandwiches in the past. It is about time he had to try one himself.
Stating the obvious: Couldn’t happen to a nicer or more deserving guy.
McConnell got served Donny’s Big Macs? New meaning to mystery meat - now attempting to be served up for all of the country.
Turtles do eat and enjoy food laced with fecal matter from other parts of the animal kingdom. This is why he doesn’t get mad when people yell, “eat shit, McConnell!” He thinks it means, “take a break, McConnell, go get yourself some lunch!”
I assume this Confederate traitor is going to be aggressively challenged in 2020.
Used to be a saying in the old (semi-tough) neighborhood where I grew up: “Life is a shit sandwich but the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.”
McConnell may be eating Trump’s shit now but years of congressional corruption and grifting have provided him with more than enough bread to wash it down.
McTurtle on his knees performing fellatio on the Ferret-wearing, Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon has a better ring to it; better sting too.
NB: As our host has observed, with Trump it’s all Dominance and Humiliation, No Middle Ground
He has literally put himself there…one bad decision at a time. What good is all that power when he knows people dislike him so much he can’t even go out to dinner?
Now please… stop putting visuals out that cannot be unseen!! 
is next: GOP victory dinner. The problem is not that they have to eat a turdberder. The problem is as usual that they aren’t eating enough of them.
Sorry. I’tl be hard but I’ll try to do better.
I thought McConnell was a manure sandwich.
just for reference …
So, do turtles eat poop? The answer, based on my observation
yesterday, of a turtle in the “wild”, is that yes,
turtles eat poop. (I also looked it up, and it does seem to be
considered normal, a way for them to get trace minerals that
they might not otherwise be getting.)@outis beat me to it…the comments were down this morning.
I was going to say if Mitch looks like he does on real food, I don’t think I will be able to take how he looks on fecal rations.
If only we had some bread.
Better him than us.
OK, Congressman, but what explains that grin all the other times?
Oh, that poor manure sandwich. What did it do to deserve such a fate?
Yes as Mitch’s Penis Beak emerges from it’s foreskin face and scissors off a bite.