Sad!
Incoming tweet about āThe failing Forbesā in 3ā¦2ā¦1
But heās still miles in the lead of the biggest asshole competition.
Wonder which of his sniveling lackeys drew the short straw to let the Toddler in Chief know about this.
Heās gonna go apeshit.
Wonder why I canāt stop grinning??
The publication said it based its estimation of Trumpās wealth on āmonthsā of digging through financial and property records, and on ādozensā of interviews.
And nyet Iām still not convinced.
Hope Kelly changed the order of operations for nuclear launchesā¦
They are probably making a fake Forbes list in the WH copier room this very momentā¦ (Remember his fake Times Front page?).
This is why he neesd the RNC to pay for his and Jr.'s legal fees. They suffer for their public service.
Boy, a bigly drop in a dubious net worth, tiny fingers, and a woeful coronation crowd turn-out.
Presidentinā is hard, aināt it Donnie?
Thatās what heāll say if heās askedānobody has ever sacrificed more in history, probably, than he has for his country. But the numbers arenāt accurate and in fact heās much, much richer than ever, heās been doing very well and he doesnāt want to say but his net worth is much, much more than anyone realizes. Things are always perfect for him, even if the ways theyāre perfect are contradictory.
And someone has definitely been tasked to find a major league distraction for the Toddler.
Maybe he gets three scoops after dinner tonight instead of just two.
Itās pathetic - really, it is. He didnāt have that much to begin with. But now people are saying - the best people - theyāre saying heās down. Really down. I guess heās - heās worth less than Leona Helmsleyās former chauffeur right now. Thatās what I heard. But again, ask why Obama hasnāt called Leona Helmsleyās chauffeur. You should be asking about that.
Maybe he gets three scoops after dinner tonight instead of just two.
Donald: "Whatās that ? Why do I get three scoops ? Did McCain say something again ? NO! It was Corker, I know it was Corker, what did he say ? TELL ME, I WANNA KNOW ! "
This, more than anything else, might convince him to resign.
Ooooh, please for the love of all that is holy in this universe, someone ask him about this during a press conferenceā¦and follow up with something like ādo you think your tax plan will help you regain some ranks?ā
Why, he might even be down to the level of Leona Helmsleyās dogā¦
Oh, thatās why heās so upset.
Add this Forbes list to the brick shit house being built on Trumps head. This is hitting him where it hurts the most. With the press starting to call him on his lies, to his face in public, this has not been a good month for the orange one. Sweet.
āIāve done mental projections.ā Oh my lord. This is the best! Yes, Donnie, you haveā¦