Oh, well, I am sure they all have their softball questions all lined up to coo at Butthead, to make him feel welcome and protectedâŚ
There is no mention of whether or not there will be a transcript (perhaps privately testifying implies NO). If there is no transcript then the Republicans will likely not even ask softball questions⌠they can use the time to knock the Democratic presidential primary field
Heâll walk out claiming full exoneration.
And whereâs Kushner?
Especially Tom Cotton and Marquitos Rubio. Susan Collins will require extra hydration and two containers of moisturizing cream after all her hand wringing.
And a gallon of Botox to smooth the wrinkles of concern on her brow
If the committee demonstrates Junior was untruthful in past testimony at least we know it doesnât mean he lied. Misled maybe. Failed to be fully candid. Falsified his testimony. But he didnât lie. A Trump cannot lie. Ask anyone in the media writing a story about one of them. They donât lie. Article headlines prove it. Even TPM gets in on the act:
"Judge Hints Trump Admin Misled Court About Voter Fraud Panel Appointment Dates"
Well this could be fun, too bad we donât get to watch as Senators ask Jr. Trump so what did you mean by âperipherally awareâ? Does it mean that Jr. attended 10 meetings and was too busy texting girlfriends to pay attention? Was he playing Words with Friends? Watching a movie perhaps? Maybe theyâll start with asking him what his duties were at that time in the Trump Org.? Did you have to get the covfefe, or were you assigned bagel boy duties?
So how come the White House isnât stonewalling or suing somebody on this one?
How can Junior testify in front of an intelligence committee?
I expect we will have a lot of âI donât remembersâ and fifth amendment nonsense. Thatâs in addition to Daddy saying executive privilege to delay the testimony.
I expect this will be a big nothing.
Well if it was the house he wouldnt show, so I dont expect much.
Testify? Donât you mean lie?
Private is OK. I didnât want to watch the blow job.
âDid I say âperipherally awareâ?â I meant to say âmyopicâ. I canât see further than my immediate self interests. It runs in the family. Bone spurs tooâŚâ
I am not going to google it, but your comment reminded me about a news story or perhaps a movie where a plastic surgeon (hilariously, yuk yuk) named his yacht, The Boatox. She would need a boatload of botox.
The hard part will be when his counsel advises him to neither confirm nor deny that he is Donald Trumpâs son.
Time to rip Beavis a new one.
So itâs ok to respond to a senate subpoena but not one from the House.
Ok then, proceed with the softball questions yâall.
Beavis is the blond one with the gums (Qusay). Please make a note of it.
