Discussion: Following Fox News’ Lead, President Tweets About ‘BOMBSHELL’ FBI Texts

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I really don’t understand how the Republican party plans to put all this bullshit back in the bottle…

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“It raises questions as to why these text messages disappeared for so long. Was it innocuous, was it something else?” Fox News’ Jon Scott said before moving on.

Inquiring minds wonder "What's for lunch?"
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The pair’s lamentations after Trump’s election — “OMG THIS IS F****!!!”*

Currently the leading candidate to replace “E Pluribus Unum” as our national motto.

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It is kind of ironic that one of the biggest reasons Trump won was the reopening of the Hillary email investigation in October that was requested in a letter by the FBI agent in the text. LOL.

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Who needs a PDB when Fux and Fiends can tell you all you need to know.

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The actual bombshell is being produced as we speak by Mueller Munitions, LLC…

Bombs away…

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If he’s tweeting during the damn briefing or if it’s a basically fictional schedule for public consumption, I have to ask again: Does he do anything a normal person would recognize as work?

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WHAT a smoking gun, I tell you! The most damning evidence you could ever find to prove the existence of the Deep State!!! /s

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I’d like to expand your tense to all times past, present, and future.

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They rely heavily on the fact that almost no one in their base can remember anything for more than about ten minutes. Republicans who do have actual memories are nihilistic as hell and laugh as all of this is happening. To them, this is all just a big joke being played on the American people in order to rob us all blind.

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I think the answer’s the same in all cases.

Some people felt a way about a thing, and some things happened one after the other and others happened before or at the same time and if that doesn’t prove whatever I want it to I guess I don’t know what does.

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Laziest POTUS in history. He cares more about his hair than national security.

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‘Holy shit!’ has a more religious tone.

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We seem to be rapidly moving towards straight jacket time.

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mere minutes before Trump raved about them to his nearly 50 million [~45 million fake and 5 million actual] Twitter followers.

FIFY.

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I hope FOX has been under Mueller’s investigation as well. And I wouldn’t be surprised if it has… because it would make prefect sense.

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It certainly feels that way but I’m beginning to wonder if that feeling isn’t at least partly an illusion. Maybe this is just who he is, and his facility for keeping you constantly appalled makes it seem like he’s decompensating. Or maybe we’re decompensating.

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Apologies: I’ve updated with the true text, which I couldn’t initially find in the document: “OMG THIS IS F*CKING TERRIFYING.” Not a bad option.

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When he’s done our national security will be in similar shape to his hair.

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