Apparently the dude doesn’t shower often.
Responsible gun owner example. I’m just happy it was himself and not the dog.
Stumbling around, hopped up on pain killers, nursing an old back injury and packin’ heat! What could go wrong?
FL + Guns + Pain Meds = Hat Trick of Derp. Bravo, sir! 
Is there any chance that we could just let the gun nuts have their toys, and eventually they would just Darwin themselves?
And this guy still has the right to pack heat!
Must have shot himself in the head.
All I can say is “KNEED MOAR GUNZZZ!!!”
They kill too many bystanders in the meantime.
“Political Party accidentally shoots itself, doesn’t notice until 2 days after Indiana primary”
Another dumbass. Gosh, they really are a dime a dozen.
" Florida Man Accidentally Shoots Himself, Doesn’t Notice Until 2 Days Later."
What the hell is wrong with evolution lately?
The H. ammosexual subspecies should be gone by now – long gone; extinct; in the fossil record…
“Passed on; no more; ceased to be; expired and gone to meet its maker; bereft of life; restin’ in peace; pushin’ up the daisies; it’s metabolic processes should be history; off its twig; kicked the bucket; shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible; an ex-species.”
C’mon natural selection, get with the program!
I know Obama has had a hard time letting people know how dumb it is to have guns in the hands of dumbasses like this but can he just let these assholes kill themselves if only accidentally. We might be better off.
On the other hand, can Obama please extend Obamacare to our pets. My dog has a vet appointment shortly and its gonna cost me a fortune to take her to her doctor with or without pet insurance. I’m now covered, but my old lady lovey-dove isn’t…and that makes me sad. I mean, she’s family too! 
only noticed he’d been shot…two days later when he changed from a black shirt to a brown one… loaded the gun while resting it on his chest so his dog wouldn’t jump on it… Between the pain medication he takes for the injury and bumping his head, he was likely distracted from feeling the gunshot
The dog would have told him to change his shirt the previous evening but a fight over a rawhide chew toy halted conversation…
Damn… Florida Man has had a rough go of it lately…
Two days in the same clothes
resting the gun on his chest (while loading it)…to prevent the dog from jumping on the gun (presumably).
Back gives out
he falls
shoots himself
doesn’t notice the blood (one would think skin and muscle would bleed copiously) …
which hurt more? the head bang on a table or being shot?
I assume this was a chest wound?
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I gotta say this was a poorly written article…about a guy who should be kept very far away from lethal weapons. He should have some driving restrictions imposed immediately…for public safety more than anything else.
We should probably add “not noticing that you’ve shot yourself” to the list of signs you may have a problem with substance abuse.
Sounds like the excuse of a 6 yr old trying to get out of it — Took him 2 days too —
If they could ever find out what truly happened… there would probably be charges —
AKA…
