Discussion: Florida GOP Senate Candidate: 'I Don't Believe In Hyphenated Americans'

How’s that outreach thingy going?

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He doesn’t believe in ā€œhyphenated Americans,ā€ but he’ll sure take their vote.

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But he does believe in animal presidents.

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Unless you’re Muslim-American, then your just Muslim.

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This is really just a slightly more magnanimous take on ā€œracism only exists because you people keep bringing it up.ā€

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Newsflash: they don’t believe in you either!

(from an Anglo-American who unfortunately can’t cast a ballot against you because I live in TexasS instead of FloridUH)

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Florida-man runs campaign ad.

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Well, personally, I do not believe in Teabagger-Republican-Asshole-Americans.
Oh, and I put those hyphens in there so you would have something to shove up your ass, Mr. Beruff. Just move your brain a little more to the right to make room for them.
And please make sure you have Pam Bondi and Marco Rubio by your side at all times, because they are sooooooo loved by those gay HYPHEN Americans and those Hispanic HYPHEN Americans.

He’s local for me… real local. Another developer who wants to be ā€œking.ā€ The only thing he believes in is making more money for himself.

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Some of us are proud of our heritage, and our minds are large enough to encompass more than one loyalty/lineage at the same time.

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I don’t believe in hyphenated Americans.

And nor do I.

Signed

Arbuthnot G. P. Futtbuck-Steelpecker III.

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Hmmmm, who else said something to the effect there are no red/blue state US citizens, but we all are Americans? Who said that at a historic inauguration? Someone who your party has never acknowledged as a native-born American citizen. Now who could that be?

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The looks of a 1950s sci-fi B-movie alien, the personality of roadkill, the intelligence of a highway pothole, and the compassion of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Folks, I give you Donald Trump’s pick for Vice-President of the United States.

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Add another to list of Asshole - Americans!

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Does he really believe this will go over well with the Cuban-American electorate? The ones who love America up to the point where they get confused with some other Hispanic American group? Or does he just think that he’s White enough? I’d think Murphy has that part locked up.

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A little off-topic, but is he related to the West Hampton Futtbuck-Steelpeckers? Their daughter Shinola was a friend of my third cousin.

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Dude just because you don’t ā€˜believe’ in them doesn’t mean they are going to go away.

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There are just Real Americans, and the rest of us don’t count.

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This is the guy that called President Obama an animal, correct?

Obviously, he’s only saying this because he’s tired of being called a Dipshit-American.

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