damn. thatâs how insane this friggin campaign is â i have to give props to jeff flake.
Note to Jeff âŚ
Apply BB-que sauce liberally BEFORE going to the picnic ----
I donât believe him, unless he changes parties. Otherwise itâs AZ hot air.
âThat is not who we are.â
Senator, this ainât no ânoble Republicanâ episode of The West Wing. This is your Republican Party, and It. Is. Who. You. Are.
I know lots of people here donât like Flake, but at least he will call his party out and is one of the very few Republicans to appear on Wait Wait Donât Tell Me. So give him a few kudos at least.
To be honest, Jeff is one of the most sane Republican politicians out there.
Remember how, right after the Republic convention where the crowd was yelling âLock her upâ as they were egged-on by speaker after speaker, and remember how all those Republican politicians came out and said that itâs un-democratic to suggest that and that there is not even enough evidence to go there and itâs un-American to boot?
Yeah, I thought so.
Republican Senator doesnât understand that 75% of Republican base are Conservative Authoritarians who would hate the Constitution if theyâd ever read or understood it, and think due process should be for white conservatives only.
If so, then he ought to be sane enough to realize the GOP has cultivated its base to be angry, divisive, fearful, and bigoted since the Nixon years.
I seem to remember you being a staunch Trumpian defender - what changed?
TRUMP (privately on open mic): Iâm just attracted to other peopleâs money. I can set up an entirely fake university, defraud rubes out of millions of dollars; if youâre a real estate tycoon you can do anything you want. I just start stealing their money; I donât even wait. Grab 'em by the wallet. Then I pay off any AG with campaign contributions and never get sued or indicted.
TRUMP (after tape airs): Itâs just entrepreneurial, board room talk.
Well Jeff has the courage to stand up since he isnât running for reelection, but what is record on other travesties that the R Party has pulled, like oh IDK holding hearings for Garland?
The sanest patient in the asylum is still insane enough to be in an asylum.
Senator, itâs not who we are to cripple the court system either, but here you are.
Made me remember this one:
âFlakesâ
Flakes! Flakes!
Flakes! Flakes!
They donât do no good
They never be workinâ
When they oughta should
They waste your time
Theyâre wastinâ mine
Californiaâs got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear tâGod they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear tâGod they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes
Flakes! Flakes!
They canât fix yer brakes
You ask âem, âWhereâs my motor?â
"Well it was eaten by snakes . . ."
You can stab ânâ shoot ânâ spit
But they wonât be fixinâ it
Theyâre lyinâ anâ lazy
They can be drivinâ you crazy
Swear tâGod they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear tâGod they got the most
At every business on the coast
(Take it away, Bob. . .)
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came ânâ went, Frankie
(Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?)
âNâthey didnât do nothinâ
But they charged me double for Sunday
You know, no matter what you do
They gonna cheat ânâ rob you
Then theyâll send you a bill
Thatâll get your senses reelinâ
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
Thatâll get you so crazy
âTil your headâll go through thâ ceilinâ
Yes it will!
Iâm a moron ânâ this is my wife
Sheâs frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got hereâs
American made
Itâs a little bit cheesey,
But itâs nicely displayed
Well we donât get excited when it
Crumbles ânâ breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
âNâ wreck it some more
âNâ we are so dumb
Theyâre lininâ up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
âNever flush a tampoon!â
This great information
Cost me half a weekâs pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day WOO-OOO
We are millions ânâ millions
Weâre coming to get you
Weâre protected by unions
So donât let it upset you
Canât escape the conclusion
Itâs probably Godâs Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepinâ,
Yer puppy is crappinâ
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know youâre so greedy
That youâll probably join us
Weâre cominâ to get you, weâre cominâ to get you
Weâre cominâ to get you, weâre cominâ to get you
Weâre cominâ to get you, weâre cominâ to get you
Weâre cominâ to get you, weâre cominâ to get you
If he was running for reelection, Iâm sure he would have a different take on it.
I think you have hit on something. Get this to SNL so Alec Baldwin can throw this out there.
âRepublicans should not be Ok with Donald Trump threatening to jail his
opponent after the election,â Flake said. âThat is not who we are.â
No, youâre the party that has tried for years to jail her before the election. After she is elected, any estimates on the number of sham investigations and talks of impeachment? You ainât foolinâ anybody.
âThat is not who we are.â
Oh donât be ridiculous Flakeâthatâs exactly what the Republican party is!