Discussion for article #240151
Where can I get my gun with verses from the Koran? You see, no Christian would steal a gun with Arabic written on it.
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I guess the Beatitudes wouldn’t fit.
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That should take care of it. Why didn’t I think of that!!
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…and well putting the Ten Commandments on there would be soooo ironic, that Fifth one at least.
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There’s so much wrong with that, I wouldn’t even know where to start.
Okay, I’ll start. Someone should tell him the delightful story of the Mujahideen. Spoiler alert: the ending has a sting in the tail.
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Inscribing holy scripture on a weapon designed to kill is blasphemous.
BTW…how many of these did Pat Robertson and Franklin Graham purchase?
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“[The] website features other Christian-themed products, including a ‘Crusade Beats Jihad’ T-shirt.”
Other top-sellers include:
- The “My Little Stigmata Playset” (Warning: Choking hazard for children under 3).
- The “Holy Apostle Bath Tissue Set” (12-Roll Pack).
- The “My Ancestors Were Forced To Convert To Christianity And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” shirt.
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All he has to do now is pack the barrel with cooked grits and you’ve got yourself a Huckabee special.
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“Jesus wept” would fit nicely.
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Are the cartridges also greased with pig fat?
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I bet it makes great bacon too!
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Way to ruin the tactical black finish, boys!
Question: Why put the verse in some funky hard to read Old English script? If you REALLY wanted to make your Muslim bros mad, why not put the verse on in Arabic or Farsi? Plenty of Bibles out in those languages.
Answer: “Because everybody knows Jesus was White and spoke perfekt Amerrkun Englilsh, son.”
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And there’s the small issue — as I understand it — that Muslims believe the Psalms (or Zabur) to be a revelation of God given to David. So good job picking from one of the few texts Christians, Jews, and Muslims can all agree on.
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Beyond disgusting. This is sickening.
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Who Would Jesus Murder?
Furthermore, I’ll take “Magic Talismans and Other Superstitious Bullshit” for 500, Alex.