Keep stretching that Chiclet, Bryan.
ā¦how this ordeal will impact his political careerā¦
Heās a Republican; this will be a huge plus.
Why didnāt you say that in the first place, dickweed! Shitty, insincere, and phony walk back.
Ya, because everyone would get that joke about central florida in June - where everyone makes facetious jokes about snow plows.
Dim bulb, sharing his inner snowflake as he whines that people misunderstood him and suggest he is ā¦ wellā¦deplorable.
Florida Man. It figures.
Iām not a career politician and Iāve never planned or desired to become one.
Perhaps we can all agree with this outcome.
FL GOPer: Joke Was About Splashing Anti-Trumpers With Snow, Not Running Them Over
We donāt believe you.
What a moron.
A lot of stone-cold pussies talking tough. Yer GOP. Look at this guy. Carbonated water is a night out for him.
Lame ass idiot with a lame ass spin
Wereās your tuff guy ?
Ya I said it What are ya going to do about it
āI can only imagine what a scourge on humanity (and on our economy) her offspring would prove to be given that her litter would likely be raised with an entitlement mentality, zero work ethic and taught the hypocritically racist and sexist position that the white man is evil,ā Lober reportedly said on Facebook. āUnfortunately those least capable of properly raising children typically procreate without a second thought.ā
Trump couldnāt have said it any better, except the last partā¦that hits too close to home.
He grabs as lasciviously at victimhood as Trump does the American flag.
Liar!
However, Lober told TPM the remark was taken out of context, primarily
on the front that convicted murderer James Fields was driving a Dodge
Challenger, not a Charger, a different model.
Oh, please. That a trumpista couldnāt accurately recall the model car driven by his hero, the murderous neo-nazi loser, doesnāt change the essential nature of the threat. I freely stipulate that the āheroā who made the threat is probably driving a ten year old Dodge Neon, but aspires to own a murder-car someday.
Also, the reference to the incident where an actual trumpista used a snowplow on anti-trump protesters isnāt funny, particularly given the documented trumpista tendency to kill protesters with vehicles.
Maybe we should start making āfunnyā remarks on various platforms about Hinkley shooting Reagan (for whom I have precisely zero love)? Or maybe just throw shoes at trump? Would they get it?
It took how many days to come up with this flimsy explanation? Just give it up, youāre a mean-spirited, not too bright bigot, the perfect Trumpian.
No, see, you guys are missing the point. Itās funny because, um, becauseā¦ Hey, why do you hate America so much, libtards?
Not really relevant, but I keep pronouncing his last name as āLobsterā
I know! I think of snowplows splashing people in florida every time I think of florida!
I think there may be a misquote: he is quoted as saying āthe term strikes me as an oxymoron.ā The prefix āoxyā is inappropriate.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting the feeling weāre living in 1859 USA and the next national election could possibly ignite a Civil War?
Just spitballinā hereā¦
GOP idea of a joke: I didnāt mean we kill the Libtards with a snowplow really. We just kill them.