Probably some condition Trump gifted her.
And not a single tweet from the Orange TwatwazzlerâŚ
Best wishes for her recovery. That canât be fun.
Renal embolization is used to treat carcinoma/tumors (cancer)
âFirst Lady Hospitalized.â
Any good jokes from Kelly Sadler yet?
Is it okay for us to make fun of it like the White House did McCainâs brain tumor or should we just act like decent human beings?
My thoughts and prayers.
âlooks forward to a full recovery so she can continue her work on behalf of children everywhere.â
Huh? Did I miss something that Mrs Trump is doing?
And what about âeverywhereâ? Does that include immigrant children, children without birth certificates, children without Einstein visas, muslim children, global children?
Go ahead. Say something cruel. Then Iâll leak it and Iâll be the bad guy. You can owe me one.
Canât this White House tell the truth about ANYTHING?? Weâre gonna find out if Melania has cancer or some other disease.
Just come clean. Donât obfuscate.
WEâRE GONNA FIND OUT.
On second thought, Melania is going to extreme lengths to stay away from her husband.
UhhhâŚokâŚThis is kind of an extreme method to get away from the White House, donâtcha think?..Damn. Brutus got ahead of me.
It was that or golf, and she has a hooked tee shot no one can fix. So this is it.
How aboutâŚâYou canât stay away forever, Melania. You only have so many organs!â
It has to be a âleaked scandalâ to qualify. This was an official WH leak, er, release.
Ok,âŚstevie. How about âI wonder if she plagiarized THIS too,â?
So many peeing on the bed jokes(or not being able to) so little time!
Self-medicating, or is this a gift from one of Trumpâs âfriendsâ?
What kind of treatment constitutes a 5 day hospital stay these days? In my limited experience its something fairly major.
Did doctors find any collusion in the kidney?