If they had a pet gerbil the gerbil would issue a statement before the tweeter in chief does.
I thought she was out and about Be Besting.
OH STFU person who write her tweets for her
That woman doesnât have a sincere bone in her body
Mrs. Trump condemns all forms of threats and violence,
Odd, I've never heard her condemn her husband's threats of violence.âExcept ones made by vonderful, big penis husband, dahlink!â
Be Best Bombers
I donât care. Do you?
And tomorrow that goddamned fascist husband of yours will be riling up the crowds to forget about the pipe bombs and use a high-powered rifle instead. Go eat shit, Melania.
Well arenât you special?
As if we all donât feel that way - talk to your fucking husband, lady. Heâs ground zero for every bit of this.
First Lady Spox: âMrs. Trump Condemns All Forms Of Threats And Violenceâ
âExcept for bullying, threats, and incitement by my husband â those are just fine,â she added.
âMrs. Trump condemns all forms of threats and violence
When she isnât busy mugging Michelle Obama for speeches and policies.
As an aside, was she wearing an âI dont care jacketâ at the time?
âŚall forms of threats and violence,âŚ
Canât help but think that there is a dig at âAntifaâ in there somewhere. It certainly doesnât sound like the tweeter cared much about the specific circumstances of these incidents.
I am so comforted.
First Lady Spox: Mrs. Trump condemns all forms of threats and violence.
First Lady: I really donât care.
Canât wait for the followup tweets where she takes Donald to task for his threats of violence, and incitements. Not gonna hold my breath though. Wouldnât be prudent.
âMrs. Trump condemns all forms of threats and violenceâŚâ
Um, does that include body slams?
We know it doesnât include a gentle hand swat.
