Sounds like the headliners for a 96-hour infomercial for a Pyramid Scheme. Has the FTC been contacted? This is their purview.
Wow! This line-up is weak.
How fresh and exciting. Chachi? And, LOL, the Duck Dynasty guy?
Are there any Jewish speakers or rabbis? I’m curious, because Lookout checked out.
Sorry , I’ll be forced to miss it . Big Bang reruns on TBS in that time slot
Be sure to wear suitable eye protection when gazing on all this star power.
Far, far superior. At least a billion light-years worth.
It’s like the Freshman team.
If this were a movie release, it would go straight to video.
Wasn’t poor ol’ Clint Eastwood going to speak again this time? He can yell at something empty again so everyone can wonder if it’s a performance piece or dementia. OH…I know! He can yell at Mike Pence for 15 minutes. Hell…I’d watch that!
BTW: Good news everybody! ~fist bump!~
According to CNN Money, Colbert will be performing his late show live during the convention. Although there is no firm announcement as to how Jon Stewart will participate, it’s been confirmed that he will be part of the broadcast.
From the official RNC released list of speakers, with their description of the speaker’s background:
Michelle Van Etten, Small Business Owner
Michelle Van Etten is a small business owner who was recently featured in The Greatest Networkers in the World second edition. Michelle employs over 100,000 people and is a strong supporter of Donald Trump, knowing his policies will support businesses all across America.
Some other "small businesses" in the United States, their number of employees to the right:
73 Whirlpool 100,000
74 Bloomin' Brands 100,000
75 Dell 100,000
76 Koch Industries 100,000
77 General Dynamics 99,500
78 Apple Inc. 97,200
79 Tenet Healthcare 96,456
80 Enterprise Holdings 91,000
81 3M 89,800
82 Kohl's 84,500
83 Western Digital 84,072
84 United Continental Holdings 84,000
85 Exxon Mobil 83,700
86 Philip Morris International 82,500
87 Halliburton 80,000
88 HE Butt Grocery 80,000
89 Delta Air Lines 79,655
90 Pfizer 78,300
91 Hy-Vee 78,000
92 Abbott Laboratories 77,000
93 Meijer 76,000
94 Mars, Incorporated 75,000
95 Cisco Systems 74,042
96 Omnicom Group 74,000
97 State Farm Insurance 73,262
98 TRW Automotive Holdings 72,900
99 Whole Foods Market 72,650
100 Cracker Barrel Old Country Store 72,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_employers_in_the_United_States
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***Trump gets deserved criticism for bluster and bullshit. His overlords are just as guilty.***This thing will be about as exciting and as memorable as watching C-Span on a Saturday night for entertainment, or for any other dumbass reason really.
“But mommy, they promised us an elephant. I want to see the elephant.”
If this was billed as the Greatest Show on Earth…Houston, we got a problem.
We were promised a sports-themed “Winners’ Night” and all we get are these lousy Trumps.
Headliners: Melania Trump, Lieutenant General (ret.) Michael Flynn, U.S. Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa), Jason Beardsley and U.S. Rep. Ryan Zinke (Mont.).
From Crooks and Liars and from Sourcewatch
nutshell: Beardsley is a Concerned Veterans for America rep and an occasional Fox News contributor…
Tuesday: Make America Work Again
Headliners: Donald Trump, Jr., U.S. Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (WV), Ben Carson and Kimberlin Brown.
stops laughing
“[Capito] has called for increased screenings and tightened security following the recent terrorist attacks,” said Ashley Berrang, a spokeswoman for Sen. Shelley Moore Capito.
“But banning all Muslims from entering the U.S. goes too far,” Berrang said. “Now is not the time for more divisive rhetoric; we need to be focused on serious solutions to address the dangers posed by ISIS.”
Well, Trump is keeping with the GOP tradition of not inviting Hollywood stars to speak at political events.
I fell asleep while reading this article.
It goes on network TV at 10 p.m. Thankfully most Americans will be spared.
Even Fox is smart enough not to offer wall to wall coverage.
This will be like sitting in church for 400 hours straight, listening to a very bad preacher ramble on about nothing.
reads like a “Who is that? in Show Business” (I stole that one)