Can you imagine the text “To all Americans, except the haters and losers there is a very bigly storm coming!” “If you are surrounded by a lot of water it will be very difficult for you to evacuate!” Covfefe!
I, for one, look forward to my daily “NO COLLUSION!!!” emergency message.
TEST MESSAGE BEGINS NOW
There is an emergency situation currently in the United States. The government has its best people working on the situation. Remain calm.
can I text-enter STOP to stop both his texts and his presidency?
Maybe it’ll be something like this:
THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY - SHIFTY MUELLER AND THE 33 OTHER ANGRY DEMS
ARE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY. BRING ME HOPE!!I’m guessing that the ‘Presidential Alert’ system relies on Twitter.
FINALLY we will ALL have NOTES sent to us BY TRUMP. NOT just TWITTER users! THis is great!
Unsubscribe.
I’m curious about what precautions will be in place to prevent this from being abused. Because absent any, I can absolutely guarantee that DT would use this as another shoutcast platform…
“The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) next week will test the Emergency Alert System, which allows the President to address Americans via text message in the event of a national emergency.”
“Administration sources confirm that Trump will test the system from aboard Air Force One, while rapidly accelerating away from the North American continent, on a flight path roughly corresponding to the trans-polar Siberian route. They caution he may remain outside US airspace ‘for quite some time’…”
Delete your account.
No. Just no.
Seriously Fuck Trump and this Big Brother addressing the nation in a crisis shit. This is just another of his childish comic-book fantasies. If anything goes wronger than it’s already wrong I want to hear from a goddamn adult.
If I wanted to hear from President Whiny I’d activate my old Twitter account.
I don’t want him on my fucking phone - I want to know how to stop it before it starts.
Developers are certainly hard at work and by sunup we’ll be able to say “there’s an app for that.” Haha you never hear that anymore; it stopped being a thing, that there are apps for things.
I thought Trump’s Twitter account was already the “Presidential alert” system, since every Tweet he sends out “alerts” us to the fact that he is out of his motherfucking mind.
I wondered how he was fantasizing that he would announce the declaration of martial law.
And I’ll bet if he sends out any alerts to warn the populace, each one will also include the phrases “CROOKED HILLARY!” and “NO COLLUSION!”.