Senator Al Franken Krushes Klueless Keebler: The Sequel…

From what I’ve read, Sessions will definitely be in the hot seat, but probably not enough for actual perjury charges to be filed.
He’s a horrible and unfit AG whose only saving grace is that he’s recused (at least officially) from the Russia investigation.
I think once that investigation winds up, he loses his job. If Trump goes down, he goes down. If Trump survives, he won’t forget, from his standpoint, Session’s disloyalty.
C’mon, how many times and different ways do you want the guy to lie? You’re going to kill him from exhaustion!
Jeff Flake is on this committee. Now would be a good time for him to back up his words with actions. Senator Kennedy is also someone to watch, although his mavericky streak seems limited to financial institutions.
To paraphrase Tolstoy: truth tellers are all alike, every liar lies in his own unique way…
Sessions has his style and Trump his own patented way of truth-untelling. Interesting from a psychological standpoint.
Sessions should resign or face prosecution for perjury.
And then the lawn gnome keeps forgetting
Sessions cannot afford to stop lying.
Sometimes I wish I had an ounce of any of the Trumpies’ chutzpah.
AT this point no he can’t. He’s lied himself to where he is and there is no way out except more lying.
Oh, for Pete’s sake – show a little more sensitivity with all the pixie and gnome cracks, wouldja?
Beauregard’s transitioning.
Even as a child, he knew he was an elf trapped in a human body.
Hormones now; surgery later…
Well he has to do something about the fact that he’s half possum.
Nah, he has a lot of experience, he can do it for days…
According to SNL last night, Jeffy’s also part possum…
Beaten to it by tena, she’s on fire. (Or at least lit up)…
Gnone, Gnome on the (Franken) Range?
Yep = I just said it myself up thread and that was why. Kate McKinnon is insanely funny.
hahahahahahahahah
I think Session’s ‘dream job’ has turned into a ceaseless nightmare - both for him and for all of the country.
Someone help me understand. Just how many times can you get away with lying under oath?
When you simply can’t be lied to enough.