Discussion: Federal Judge To Have Surgery After Being Shot In The Leg During Attempted Robbery

Discussion for article #234027

Just a boring, routine, predictable, new norm type of gun story.
I think the deal is that by 2020 the guns will become self aware, hold even the military hostage, take over our nuclear capabilities after shooting the whole nation’s legs, then launch project “Guns Win” and annihilate all anti-gunners in one huge explosion. Of course, like all gun logic, the guns will also perish leaving behind nothing but underground fracking and Skynet.
The fracking idiots will undoubtedly go off the rails leaving nothing but video from above that will be distributed by the new net on nuclear proof Iphones to pod people that are hooked up and lived because they were in the only safe location known to mankind, there mama’s basement. The nerds win, the nerds win!

Overlook these smallish gun incidents at your own peril.