I no nothing about muskets, but one of the best guitarists of our time.
I think someone is trying to build a record of plausible deniability for when the investigators knock on his door.
âFirst off, itâs a musket. Craig, itâs a metaphor. Itâs a call to arms,â Walsh said. âTwo weeks before, I tweeted the same thing. No matter who wins, Iâm grabbing my musket. Whether Trump wins or not, thereâs millions of Americans that are pissed off at both political parties.â
By âmusketâ, he meant âcockâ.
Walsh is such a jag-off.
Arms are guns, too. You canât argue sense with a dunce.
Republicans are always bitching about a lack of transparency by politicians. They say they want straight talk. They donât want lies. Do what you say and say what you do. Keep your promises. Let the voters know you mean what you say.
Yet all the damned time they make statements that interpreted according to the laws of the English language have a plain meaning or intent. But somehow weâre supposed to divine their spoken words do not in any way mean what a student of the English language would understand them to mean. Everybody wants to take their pronouncements far too literally they complain. Pronouncements from politicians that decry the lack of truthfulness and transparency on the part of politicians.
âOkay, fine. Then take me literally. Why the hell would I advocate anybody to grab a musket? Nobody can find a musket anywhere,â Walsh said. "I challenge you to find a working musket.
Well, he didnât challenge you to literally find a working musket. He meant find a musket in the figurative sense.
My father owns one and Iâve shot one. I wasnât dressed in 1776 garb though.
Yep, grab your gun shouted to wingers didnât really mean grab your gun! Any winger would know that!
âItâs us against elites, and if the billionaire doesnât win Iâm gonna be pissed.â Huh? I keep seeing that damn picture of Trump and Bill Clinton and Rudy Giuliani at Joe Torreâs fundraiser (and Torreâs charity appears to be a truly worthwhile one, good for him) ainât that palling around with elites?
Go splain how your death threats were just joking to the judge.
What he meant to say, but knows heâs not allowed to say, is âfucking brown people AAAAAAAAAAAARGLE BAAAAARGLE!@!@!!!â
Walsh is SUCH a reprehensible twit. Thankfully, the voters in Illinois understood that and only sent him to DC for one termâŚwhy some âmediaâ thinks he should be âquotedâ boggles the imagination.
asshat (noun) See Walsh, Joe
Louie Gohmert has been elected to six consecutive terms in the U.S. House and heâs Joe Walsh level stupidity squared. The media gladly quotes his every utterance.
Whatever they grab, itâs always a metaphor for genitaliaâŚ
Isnât musket the same thing as a gun? And is it just me or is this guy borderline stupid?