Discussion: Ex-Gov. Mike Huckabee: ‘I’m Gonna Be A Heck Of A Good President’

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Just as OTC supplements are useless for addressing real diseases, so Huckabee’s fundamentalist religious beliefs are useless for addressing real national issues. Lots of placebo effects and wishful thinking in both cases.

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I got nothin’ at this point. Really. The drep just derped its own derp.

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let’s see…

bible thumper with a phoney interpretation of what the bible actually says…

hawks ‘diet supplements’ and feels that qualifies him to be president…

had a toe the company line infomercial ‘news’ show on Fox…

sounds like the Huckster is just another snake oil salesman…

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I would suggest adopting a dog to motivate exercising, but we know what Hickabee’s son does to dogs. Better for him to just shill some diet pills.

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Oh, yes, let us have for president a smooth-talking rube-fleecing money-grubbing huckster. This is the guy we want talking to the other world leaders for us, and setting policies for the 21st century.

In other news, it’s “misconception,” not “misnomer,” you ignorant baboon.

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Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) said on Sunday’s “Face the Nation” that “be a heck of a good President” because of his decision to promote dietary supplements on informercials.

‘Because dagnabit, If I can sell useless, ineffective pseudo-nutritional shit to gullible old white people, I can damn well sell the next war on women, minorities and immigrants.’

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http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=snake+oil+products&view=detailv2&&&id=25343582E513A1DE40BF9341300623BC7613621F&selectedIndex=7&ccid=DwZyZqdo&simid=608028204151213536&thid=JN.7WZGqVMT12100HBDwX3CGg&ajaxhist=0

Not a doctor but acts like one on tv. Not a president, either, but you get the picture, with CBS enabling.

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Why not nominate a snake oil salesman for the GOP candidate? It makes sense. They have no ideas but failed ones. You’d need a salesman to all that to the country.

Question: Would a president Huckabee take on the Processed Food Industry, McDonalds and Burger King. the Sugar Industry? Would he promote a healthy diet? Does he even know what a healthy diet is?

Studies show that in twenty years 80% of America will be obese. 30% are already obese and another 20% eat the same processed sugar crap as obese but don’t get fat…they are still very sick and pron to the same diseases and still have the same amount of body fat.
Watch the movie Fed UP. Our healthcare system will be bankrupt before long. Our nation has become insane on so many levels.

A major component of the diabetes-cure pills is cinnamon. Think I’ll just have an Altoid instead.

Sorry Mike, but you don’t get to dictate what you have to defend. To pretend otherwise is, um, er, dictatorial. If you want to even be considered for the most powerful position in the world, you have to answer to the voters. That’s, um, er, the way we elect our leaders. Sorry, but your protestations and explanations are lame, lame, lame.

“I love the smell of dickitude in the morning. It smells like…assholery!”

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No Mike, it proves you’re a liar.

Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately?

Clearly the diet pills don’t work any better than the snake oil that ‘reversed’ your diabetes.

I wonder, when would a preacher admit to bearing false witness?

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what about helping release two felons who went on to commit 2 rapes and 6 murders before they were put back in prison, Huckabee? #waynedumond #mauriceclemmons

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“I don’t have to defend everything that I’ve ever done…”

Um, sorry, goober, but when you decide to run for President of the United States you sorta do.

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Ok Mr Huckabee-- answer me this.
Then why wasn’t Billy Mays ever elected POTUS?!

By your estimation Mr OxyClean should have been elected in a landslide.

jw1

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So, basically he is PROUD that he is an “accomplished liar”?
Typical of a Southern Baptist Preacher.

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Wonder if cHuck-A-Buck’s been in contact with Bob Vaginal-Probe McDonnell’s money man? I read somewhere he needs a tax-write off.