Discussion: Ex-Con Michael Grimm Praises Trump's 'Massive Hands'

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As an ex-con, I’m guessing he has some back-door knowledge of the correlation?

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2018 House hopeful Michael Grimm (R-NY), formerly known as inmate No. 83479-053

That’s awesome.

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“I remember saying to myself, I never realized what a large man — I mean stature-wise, he’s a big man, with massive hands,” Grimm said. He then outstretched his own hands in demonstration as he explained, “I don’t have small hands, but when I shook hands with him, the first time I shook hands with him, I realized he was a big man.”

The former congressman emphatically claimed that he was being completely honest. “I thought he had a big, strong grip. I’m dead serious,” he insisted.

Somebody really wants to come out of the closet…

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Good gosh. Even Arpaio didn’t debase himself to this degree in obtaining his pardon.

Less Grimm’s fairy tales please.

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Grimm went to prison for lying. (Well, tax fraud. Same thing.) He hasn’t reformed.

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Get a room, you two – preferably in a Moscow hotel.

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Isn’t it time for WOMEN to run the government? I mean, maybe if we ran things for 300 years, we’d become giant assholes too, but how about the chance? Just imagine any of the typical photos we see, with a ring of women surrounding a woman and the one male face stuck in the back row. The mind reels… sadly.

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The interesting thing about a$$holes like Grimm is that they keep going way out of the way to prove what an a$$hole they really are.

Just like Trump!

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I prefer Congresspersons who can actually vote in an election.

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I prefer congresspersons who were never spent time in prison…

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I was going to post a funny photoshop of that picture with tiny hands. I have been posting original, painstaking photoshops to TPM for almost 2 years. But due to abusive behavior by certain TPM users, I no longer post pics to TPM.

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His eyes look crazed in this photo. I can’t recall whether it was admitted or just suggested that he had been on steroids, and that accounted for his over aggression when he threatened to throw a reporter over a banister. Something about his eyes - make me wonder if he is still hitting the steroids, hard.

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A Grimm 2018 kind of sums it up perfectly, doesn’t it?

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You probably couldn’t do any worse, and probably a hell of a lot better. And I’m a man.

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formerly known as inmate No. 83479-053

“Fitty” to his friends.

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I don’t think I would vote for him. He seems to have anger issues, a massive mob mentality and Charlie Manson eyes.

Grimm represented Staten Island in Congress before he pleaded guilty to tax evasion in 2015, leading to a seven-month stint in prison. He is also known for threatening to throw a NY1 reporter off a balcony.

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Woah there big fella…slow down and wipe your chin…

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They are yuge and I can’t wait for him to cop a feel of me with them!