Discussion: Even Trump's Event Cancellation Notice Is A #Humblebrag

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He’s even boarded up Melania’s bikini crotch…

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He just saved the lives of 10,000 people! What a hero!

PS: kudos to the photoshopper who made the graphic.

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Hurricane Joaquin is yuuge and very classy.

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It would have been a happening to watch my combover stand steadfast against this mighty wind. It would have been glorious.

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TPM:

“While we were expecting 10,000 people based on demand, and it would have been a happening, everyone’s safety is of far more importance to me,” the real estate mogul said in a statement.

And a good thing too. This storm could wipe out half the country if Trump added his own extensive volume of hot air to the storm’s energy. The number of people talking about SuperMegaHurricane Joaquin-Trump would be in the single digits, because that’s all who would survive.

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Nice graphic, but not quite accurate. My understanding is that the hair grows on the back of his head, and that he then combs it forward and folds it back on itself to create the “wave.” So, basically, he’d be Larry of the Three Stooges on top, with the biggest goddamn mullet in history streaming off the back of his head. Anyway you look at it, not a pretty sight.

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I love the picture. Love it.

Graphic.

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I’m surprised he didn’t say the hurricane was voting for him. You know ma Nature is a republican.

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Well it is Hurricane “Joaquin” after all.

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You mean it is “joaquin” across the border?

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Should that storm be deported?

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Blowhard cancels because of possible hard blow?

Sorry. Out of coffee.

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I thought Trump had a plan to keep Joaquin from crossing our border?

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Donnie--------Moistus Interruptus deja vu all over again.

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Groovy. Mad Hatter at Bob’s van in the parking lot.

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Just like his hair