Because Donald Trump won’t stop lying, we’ve updated our 2004 story with an editor’s note.
Let the Drumpf media inquisition finally begin. Spanish, Mexican, Muslim, I don’t care, just do it.
Fat chance
Careful, you’ll get lectured for using “fat”.
No more interviews for Esquire. They’re cut off…

You can say: “Chance Of Size.” That’s ok.
Zaftig chance
Is that for real or did you make it up? I really can’t tell if that’s him or people mocking him
Or big boned
I was going to ask the same thing. Real or parody? I can’t tell.
LOL – yeah, and after he just ended the black list. This one is the Orange List.
With big meat attached to the big bones. Perhaps we can use 'fluffy."
Poe’s Law in action.
Spoiler alert: It doesn’t make the slightest difference to Trump supporters whether he’s lying. As he himself said, he could shoot a stranger on 5th Avenue and he wouldn’t lose a single vote. This is the heritage of Murdoch and Ailes.
A new Trump marital aid was just released: the Trump Dildo. It is 3/4 of an inch long, totally hollow, and has no head.
Um, I think that’s called a strap-on.
“Donald Trump won’t stop lying.”
Remember when Nixon was the most dishonest, lying Republican fraud ever?
Those were the days.
Of course, if we were talking about Matt Lauer, we could use “fluffer”.
