Discussion: Eric Trump Says The Trump Brand Has Never Been Hotter

Just ’ burn it down ’ …asshole –

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…And a certain brand of humanity has never been worse.

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Yes, and the girl dancing on your table is doing so because you really are as handsome as you think you are.

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Has Never Been Hotter

Because he’s feeling the heat, perhaps?

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Did he get permission from Donnie Jr. to admit this?

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So Thing 2 you’re saying it’s all down hill from here? So sad that your family brand peaked 2 months into your Dad’s Presidency.

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It’s all falling into place. So that was the plan after all. Disgusting.

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“Daa-aaad, I’m helping.”

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"Everything has fallen into place…Our brand is the hottest it has ever been.”

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Gee Eric, you think it might not be the best idea ever to crow about how you’re milking this cow so aggresssively its head is about to cave in?

By the way, is it just me, or do Melania’s eyes look like they were rendered by the same software that Tony Stark used to design the Iron Man face mask?

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It has never been hotter but we are about to get badly burnt…

Don’t worry for the family though, the Trump branded prostitution service now running in China will make up for it…

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We can only hope.

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I would sleep on the unmopped floor of a bus station men’s room before I spent one thin dime at a Trump whorehouse – sorry, “property”…

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If you ignore the fact that Trump’s presidency – however long it lasts – will be the equivalent of urinating on the Trump brand for eternity…

Yeah, Eric – all is well.

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Which one is Uday, and which one is Qusay?

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I’m actually having a hard time trying to understand who and how anyone could or would lower themselves to be seen anywhere near a T rump product.

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They are Menendez brothers who have’t killed their parents yet.

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I don’t believe this shit. How could it be hotter when stores spent most of the first of the year getting rid of Trump brand shit?

Ivanka got dropped from every store imaginable. Other Trump products were dropped from Sears to Macys and beyond.

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No kidding. This story made me glad for the Ivanka Trump incontinence pads I picked up in Guangdong last week.

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