Eric, I know we donāt often agree. In fact, we hardly ever, maybe never, agree. But Iāve got some friendly advice for you. Let me say this in the nicest way I can:
STFU!
Wait until he is in prison, Eric.
Yeah, how long will it take before he can get out of the Big House?
āAnd we havenāt managed to get him to change out of his pajamas in over a week!ā
āHe Hasnāt Left The WH In 5 Weeks!ā
Can just see him shuffling around in his tacky shimmer pajamas, remote control in hand, fast food bags scattered about the room, muttering to himself.
Except for the weekend playing golf with Jack and Tiger.
Oh - and he was stuck there 'cuz he threw a tantrum and shut down the government.
He is so hard working that he is too lazy to even leave DC does not sound like a coherent argument.
I think Alec Baldwin could have a whole lot of fun with this on SNLā¦
Pleaseā¦
Itās only because heās having a hard time getting his fat, orange ass out of bed, Eric. But Iām sure the FBI will bring a hoist when itās time to take him to prison.
The stupid apple doesnāt fall far from the stupid tree.
Uh, Eric, this NY Times fluffer piece has him at Mar a lurko this weekend:
Those two scoops arenāt going to scoop themselves.
ā¦and that means WHAT Eric? Because Daddy didnāt go to Florida or play golf while you tried to starve out federal employees that means he was WORKING??? Do you or any of your miserable family understand what WORK is???
Will Donnieās ankle bracelet alert Mr. Mueller if he does leave the Oval Trailer?
Booooo Hoooo, Eric, you dolt. Daddy has been spending all of his time in the residence watching Fox and eating Mickey-ds. Wait till we find out how many women heās been sneaking in through that tunnel to Blair House.
Wait until he is in prison, Eric.
Yeah, I was thinking about the kinda workout heāll get over ten to twenty. Hell, maybe heāll even lose weight.
Now, thatāll doubtless cause his family concern.
Fortunately, though, some of them will be there to keep a close eye on him.
Even if trueā¦ Yāknow, if I lived at my workplace and didnāt need to go on errands for groceries or a haircut or an oil change, this would translate as āI havenāt gone on vacation in five weeks.ā
How would Eric Trump respond, if he were asked how many Americans can expect to go on vacation at least monthly?
When Eric Trump is your expert on any subject, you have no credibility. He is the very definition of the idle rich and whining frat boy. He doesnāt even do the signature āsmirkā well. .
Oh for Fās Sakeā¦
āDonāt you know how hard it is on my father to not be at his golf course every day? This man has suffered!!!ā
Eric, NY State is on line #2 for you. SDNY is on line #3 and some dude name Mueller is on line #4.
Please call back when they are done with you.