Discussion: Eric Trump Outraged At Dad's Workload: 'He Hasn't Left The WH In 5 Weeks!'

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Eric, I know we donā€™t often agree. In fact, we hardly ever, maybe never, agree. But Iā€™ve got some friendly advice for you. Let me say this in the nicest way I can:

STFU!

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Wait until he is in prison, Eric.

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Yeah, how long will it take before he can get out of the Big House?

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ā€œAnd we havenā€™t managed to get him to change out of his pajamas in over a week!ā€

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ā€˜He Hasnā€™t Left The WH In 5 Weeks!ā€™

Can just see him shuffling around in his tacky shimmer pajamas, remote control in hand, fast food bags scattered about the room, muttering to himself.

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Except for the weekend playing golf with Jack and Tiger.

Oh - and he was stuck there 'cuz he threw a tantrum and shut down the government.

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He is so hard working that he is too lazy to even leave DC does not sound like a coherent argument.

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I think Alec Baldwin could have a whole lot of fun with this on SNLā€¦

Pleaseā€¦

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Itā€™s only because heā€™s having a hard time getting his fat, orange ass out of bed, Eric. But Iā€™m sure the FBI will bring a hoist when itā€™s time to take him to prison.

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The stupid apple doesnā€™t fall far from the stupid tree.

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Uh, Eric, this NY Times fluffer piece has him at Mar a lurko this weekend:

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Those two scoops arenā€™t going to scoop themselves.

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ā€¦and that means WHAT Eric? Because Daddy didnā€™t go to Florida or play golf while you tried to starve out federal employees that means he was WORKING??? Do you or any of your miserable family understand what WORK is???

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Will Donnieā€™s ankle bracelet alert Mr. Mueller if he does leave the Oval Trailer?

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Booooo Hoooo, Eric, you dolt. Daddy has been spending all of his time in the residence watching Fox and eating Mickey-ds. Wait till we find out how many women heā€™s been sneaking in through that tunnel to Blair House.

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Wait until he is in prison, Eric.

Yeah, I was thinking about the kinda workout heā€™ll get over ten to twenty. Hell, maybe heā€™ll even lose weight.
Now, thatā€™ll doubtless cause his family concern.
Fortunately, though, some of them will be there to keep a close eye on him.

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Even if trueā€¦ Yā€™know, if I lived at my workplace and didnā€™t need to go on errands for groceries or a haircut or an oil change, this would translate as ā€œI havenā€™t gone on vacation in five weeks.ā€

How would Eric Trump respond, if he were asked how many Americans can expect to go on vacation at least monthly?

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When Eric Trump is your expert on any subject, you have no credibility. He is the very definition of the idle rich and whining frat boy. He doesnā€™t even do the signature ā€œsmirkā€ well. .

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Oh for Fā€™s Sakeā€¦

ā€œDonā€™t you know how hard it is on my father to not be at his golf course every day? This man has suffered!!!ā€ :cry:

Eric, NY State is on line #2 for you. SDNY is on line #3 and some dude name Mueller is on line #4.

Please call back when they are done with you.

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