He’s such a poor, selfless bastard. Kind of like his Pa. And his Sis and his Bra (the one with the gums).
Seriously. How can you not feel some pity for a bunch of silver-spoon assholes who never dreamed they’d get caught? That the whole bogus scam, that house of cards, would come a’tumblin’ down?
Easily.
Well when you are a grifter, you are going to get called on it. Nobody told the Trump family to be sharks and grifters.
Get out the big box of tissues 'cuz it’s time, again, for the semi-monthly Eric Trump Media Whine…
What? Whiny baby is back??
It’s actually not that hard to head criticism off, Butthead.
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Make sure you don’t tell lies.
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Take your damned charity to other venues where charges of filling your own pocket cannot be leveled.
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Don’t give to other charities just so they hold THEIR fundraising la-dee-das at your own properties, again to fill your own pocket.
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STFU.
At least he still has his looks…er…
I’m sorry but every time I look at him I imagine him digging up graves and gnawing on the bones.
Nope…he’s still looking for his looks.
Chewing through fences…
Translation from Trumpanzee: Hey guys quit being so mean, I only stole SOME of the money.
This is the smartest one, right ?
Sadly, I think Eric’s “killing yourself out of depression” line is an unintentional window into Don Jr.'s haunted pre testimony existence atop his lonely training wheels tower…
Poor, poor baby… Why is America being mean to you when you’ve been such a good and honest boy?
I’ll tell you … I’m nearly … verklempt.
Never had them to begin with.
He’s 5th Avenue’s very own Albert Schweitzer.
Just not like dear old Dad who stole most of it.
Hey Eric here’s a tip -Quit Talking.
Who says Shkreli is the most despicable bro on earth?
It’s a tie.