The count doesnât fall far from the country.
Eric Trump On Deutsche Suit: âWhat The Hell Is The Legislative Purposeâ Of Subpoenas
Who has the time to explain it to him?
And heâs the âsmartâ one? PfffffftâŚ

Eric Trump, in competition with his father and brother for one of the titles âDumb, Dumber, or Dumbest.â
Do Team Trump have a script and just read from it? Why are they parroting exactly the same thing? Canât think for themselves?
I bet Eric Trump doesnât understand a single word heâs saying.
Solely for the purpose of making people like you ask such an inane question, Beavis.
Itâs more accurate to say that heâs the dumb one who knows heâs dumb.
I get confusedâŚIs he the dumb one or the stupid one?
Dude, hey EricâŚgo back to school, high school if you must, and take a fucking civics class, would ya? Hire a fucking tutor if you have to. Youâre as big an embarrassment as your old man.
Eric must have been dropped on his head as a baby. Lord, is he dumb.
Eric, its very simple. Subpoenas are used to get information from people and/or organizations, such as yourself, who are unwilling to provide that information.
See?
Yes.
Clearly he is both.
Iâm thinking more like dribbled like a basketballâŚ
God, is Eric Trump really that stupid or does he just play stupid on Faux News? My bad. . . Eric Trump really is that stupid.
What the hell is the legislative purpose of subpoenaing for records associated with possibly buying the Buffalo Bills?
Uh, corruption? Oh, and all that preferred tax law specific to the NFL. Use your imagination douche bag.
Looking ahead, I can just picture Eric in his cell, mindlessly chanting one word over and over in a dull monotone.
Subpoena
Subpoena
Subpoena

They have enough of a time explaining the necessity of breathing and air to him.