Show pitch: We’ve given President Kardashian and his People Magazine family nuclear weapons and the biggest military the world has ever known! Stay Tuned!
The comment just writes itself, doesn’t it? So here goes:
Where was she on Flint? Where was she on school lunch program cuts? Where was she on AHCA? Where has she been to date on every single issue this administration has touched that involves children? Where?
C’mon, she has to have said SOMEthing about children other than this…
Eric Trump is clearly the dumbest of the bunch, which is saying a lot. Keep him talking!!
Terrifying, hilarious and jaw-dropping.
What’s her position on North Korea?
I guess if Ivanka tells Dad to assassinate Putin we should all kiss our asses goodbye.
I’ll reserve judgment until we hear from Tiffany.
Edit: that headline (“sure ‘heartbroken’ Ivanka”) suggests two opposite meanings: that Eric is sure that Ivanka wanted the attack because she was heartbroken, and that Eric was sure heartbroken that Ivanka wanted the attack. I was hoping for #2 … no such luck.
Wut? OK…so now we know they’ll throw each other under the bus and be stupid at the same time.
What is wrong with this kid? He’s just…not right.
All this tells us is that, if Uday thinks his SpermDonor “thinks things through”, Uday has an attention span even shorter than a gnat’s…'cause thinking things through usually means longer than typing 140 characters.
Geez-o-pete, this family is pathetic on so many levels.
Tiffany is in favor of basement doors having a method of opening from the inside.
Trump: We want Syrian terrorists to live and not be “Gassed” by a friend of a friend.
““And by the way, he was anti doing anything with Syria two years ago,” Eric Trump continued. “Then a leader gasses their own people,”
Then? He was “anti doing anything” after the first major gas attack. There’s no “then” about it. Moreover, the death toll the first time, when he was “anti doing anything” was something like 1,500 people (give or take), while it was only around 75 this time.
The media needs to get a clue. These people will blow smoke up everyone’s ass every single time they’re given the chance. The media needs to stop bending over and offering their brownstars.
The dead do not care how they died. A 500 lb bomb would have killed those children just as surely as sarin gas. In fact, Assad launched a “conventional” bombing attack against those same civilians a few days later from the same airfield that the US struck. Our response was, and is, silence (and therefore acquiescence). The feigned outrage over the deaths of these children would be laughable, if not so tragic. Launching the Tomahawks was more of a stunt that a statement of policy.
They are like the dumb Corleone’s!
Inquiring minds want to know… what is Ivanka’s position on abortion?
I happening to be watching an old murder mystery “No mans woman”, and the evil witch who gets killed has more charm than Ivanka. Cute, too:)
This is such utter bullshit. There has been no justification for this strike. If the pictures caused us to attack that’s ridiculous and embarrassing. Not to demean the suffering of the victims, but the civilian casualties from “conventional” weapons suffer as much and are not shown because they are far, far more gruesome. If there was real concern for civilian and “beautiful baby” deaths then he should have acted sooner or allow refugees in. To claim that Ivanka’s motherhood somehow motivated a military strike is shockingly irresponsible and dangerous.
Is there one person in this family that is sincere and honest? I guess there may be hope for his youngest son. I cannot wait for the movie. I hope it is a jarring to them as they are to us.
Sorry Eric, China is happy about it.
Mr. Shen added that many Chinese were “thrilled” by the attack because it would probably result in the United States becoming further mired in the Middle East.
“If the United States gets trapped in Syria, how can Trump make America great again? As a result, China will be able to achieve its peaceful rise,” Mr. Shen said, using a term Beijing employs to characterize its growing power. “Even though we say we oppose the bombing, deep in our hearts we are happy.” [The New York Times]
Did I accidentally click on The Onion and not realize it?