Discussion: Embattled Missouri Gov: ‘I’m Staying,’ Was No Violence Or Blackmail In Affair

By all means, please do stay, to remind voters of the tremendous hypocrisy of the “family values” party.

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Better make that ‘White Family Values’, bruh.

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Gov. Greitens: “Family values for thee, but not for me (when I get caught).”

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Just waiting for the next shoe to drop. You’ve got to believe this wasn’t the only time he’s done something like this.

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Yep, stay on. It will make your inevitable ouster / perp walk so much more epic…

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“As far as my conduct, there is nothing to investigate,” he claimed.

It is a made up hoax by my Democratic opponent who was stunned by my great victory!!!

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“no blackmail” and “no violence”
The governor sets a pretty low bar for himself.

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Next up in GOP excuse machine: Hey, it’s not like I chained a dozen kids to beds and starved them.

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It’s the hypocrisy, stupid.

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“Embattled Missouri Gov: ‘I’m Staying,’”

No, you’re not.

He will resign next week.

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“As far as my conduct, there is nothing to investigate,” he claimed."

Let the investigations begin!

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"Embattled Missouri Gov.: ‘F-you’
(but it’s nothing he hasn’t said before…)

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“All my constituents are welcome in my basement!”

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Like the relationship the public consents to have with the Governor, who is better known as The One Who Takes An Oath.

He chose to engage in a lie to the public.

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Please stay in office, Governor 50 Shades Of Kink! Show the whole world just how sleazy Republicans like you are.

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Good for you Governor!

Claire McCaskill says Thank you.

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He’s going to tape himself to his desk.

(You may need to read the details of the ‘encounter’ if the reference is not clear.)

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It was his first time with a human female.

Prior to that he mostly abused small grass eating animals.

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Let’s not, and pretend I did…