Ok, cool…
And the next cyclone, volcano, earthquake, tsunami, plague that hits the PI? Or when China invades?
We’ll stay home, too…,
Don’t worry, President Duarte—after your pal Trump and the Republicans finish gutting the EPA and every regulation affecting our waterways, our rivers will look just like yours do now:
Well, we typically only take Phillipine dictators after they’ve fallen…
Ah, Trump’s good friend…
If I were Duterte I would never leave the Philippines. He belongs in front of the International Criminal Court. And hopefully someone will put him there soon.
If the US is so lousy, why are there nearly 400,000 Filipinos on the US waiting list?
I would love to criticize Filipinos for electing this jackass, but…I’d end up looking at the ground while mumbling a few unintelligible words about Trump, then walk away sheepishly while apologizing.
Note to headline writer: He hasn’t sworn anything.
Stay far away, you monster. We’ve got our own problems.
Wait a minute… are you telling me that tin-pot dictators don’t display mutual respect as a gentlemen’s agreement?
You can pardon me for being surprised by this, as I know dump respects the hell out of this guy.
Well gosh. My feelings are so hurt. NOT!
What the hell is with you dictators? The world does not revolve around the black ring you call your butt-hole – I wish you’d get that through your heads, FFS.
You know what though? We get rid of Jeff Sessions - and I don’t much care how it happens or who does it - and we have gotten rid of the one thing that threatened to make us more like Duterte’s Philippines.
I’m not sure you need a pardon for that. 
When ‘we’ get rid of Jeff Sessions, do not doubt for a moment he will be replaced by someone worse.
Trump’s parlaying US submarine secrets to get Ivanka access to Imelda’s historic shoe collection before it is lost to history…
Someone that has to be confirmed by a Senate who blew it with Sessions.
I bet you’re great fun at dinner parties.
I don’t care. I don’t like Sessions and at this point Congress is going to have a hard time confirming anyone for that position and they won’t confirm anyone who doesn’t convince them that he or she is loyal to the constitution and not to Trump. For examples - see the hearing on the new FBI director.
Duterte is delusional. Trump is delusional. Coincidence?
What makes you believe that the Senate will confirm any stray mofo Trump nominates?