“The Art of the Deal” is being rewritten by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. In the negotiating session in the Oval Office they ate Donnie blood raw!
During Sentencing, Michael Cohen Said Donald Trump No Artist At Dealmaking
Of course Cohen is being sentenced for lying he is not about to repeat the Dotard’s horseshit, they may add to his sentence.
Another victim.
I wonder if his ass-tat will make him a star at Club Fed?
This could be the perfect opportunity to show off his magnificent negotiating skills.
Random Inmate: Show me your tattoo, Cohen.
Inmate-3: You know the going rate. I’ll show it to you for five packages of ramen, otherwise no deal.
“No other defendant would be treated in this fashion…”
“So I’m warning you, tread very f*ing lightly because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fing disgusting. Do you understand me? Don’t think you can hide behind your pen because it’s not going to happen," Cohen said. "I’m more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because motherf you’re going to need it.”
Not to quibble but I didn’t hear an explicit slur on Donald’s dealmaking. I wish there had been, but have to be honest. Maybe the lousy dealmaking goes without saying these days, but still. : (
Meanwhile, back at the White(s Only) House …
Has Toadglans tweeted how Cohen’s sentence was too light yet?
I noticed that too. I assumed it was snark.
It was all fun and games until you got caught. Then it wasn’t so much fun anymore.
You enjoyed the lifestyle that the Trumpster provided you. You salivated over jailing Hillary when you knew that what you were doing was far worse. But you figured the Trump name would protect you against any allegations.
Too bad for you…
Remember Cohen was the leg man. The guy running the crime was Trump. Cohen got three years for this “peanut” crime. How much should Trump receive, and we aren’t close to hearing what happened with the Russians.
Never forget Whitewater was about a land deal gone bad right up to the moment it morphed into a lie about a blowjob.
An hour later, in the Oval Office, Ryan, McConnell, Schumer, and Pelosi sat down with Trump and Steve Mnuchin, the Treasury Secretary, to negotiate. The Republican leaders—at first—stuck to their demand for an eighteen-month debt-ceiling increase. But the Democrats held fast as the Republicans dropped their request to twelve months and then to six months. Mnuchin argued that the financial markets needed a long-term deal. Trump cut him off and abruptly sided with Schumer and Pelosi on their three-month request
White privilege got him a light sentence. Yes. He worked for a criminal but did so willingly. Cohen didn’t sign a plea deal because it required him to come totally clean on every thing. Not a road he could go down without further incriminating himself. Light sentence for the criminal’s fixer!
Today, people associated with Trump have learned exactly how the word context plays out. Maybe in the near future, a few will learn the full implications of the phrase “Strip Search”.
Wow, there’s lotsa bloody meat to devour!!
n all of the above was during Pelosi’s minority leader tenure.
Uh-huh.
And if Trump had promised a pardon, things would have unfolded very differently. Cohen would have stonewalled Mueller and SDNY, and then after sentencing, gotten pardoned.
And he would remain loyal to Trump, and remain a sniveling little shit.
Fuck him.
During Sentencing, Michael Cohen Said Donald Trump No Artist At Dealmaking
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Well no shit… color me stunned. ((lays head on desk))
BTW
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There is only one deal that the DOTUS has to worry about…
Exchanging a resignation for a Get out of Jail “free” card…
I would argue that you would get 100 lbs of fatty bacon and something resembling pork rinds…