āThe Art of the Dealā is being rewritten by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. In the negotiating session in the Oval Office they ate Donnie blood raw!
During Sentencing, Michael Cohen Said Donald Trump No Artist At Dealmaking
Of course Cohen is being sentenced for lying he is not about to repeat the Dotardās horseshit, they may add to his sentence.
Another victim.
I wonder if his ass-tat will make him a star at Club Fed?
This could be the perfect opportunity to show off his magnificent negotiating skills.
Random Inmate: Show me your tattoo, Cohen.
Inmate-3: You know the going rate. Iāll show it to you for five packages of ramen, otherwise no deal.
āNo other defendant would be treated in this fashionā¦ā
āSo Iām warning you, tread very f*ing lightly because what Iām going to do to you is going to be fing disgusting. Do you understand me? Donāt think you can hide behind your pen because itās not going to happen," Cohen said. "Iām more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because motherf youāre going to need it.ā
Not to quibble but I didnāt hear an explicit slur on Donaldās dealmaking. I wish there had been, but have to be honest. Maybe the lousy dealmaking goes without saying these days, but still. : (
Meanwhile, back at the White(s Only) House ā¦
Has Toadglans tweeted how Cohenās sentence was too light yet?
I noticed that too. I assumed it was snark.
It was all fun and games until you got caught. Then it wasnāt so much fun anymore.
You enjoyed the lifestyle that the Trumpster provided you. You salivated over jailing Hillary when you knew that what you were doing was far worse. But you figured the Trump name would protect you against any allegations.
Too bad for youā¦
Remember Cohen was the leg man. The guy running the crime was Trump. Cohen got three years for this āpeanutā crime. How much should Trump receive, and we arenāt close to hearing what happened with the Russians.
Never forget Whitewater was about a land deal gone bad right up to the moment it morphed into a lie about a blowjob.
An hour later, in the Oval Office, Ryan, McConnell, Schumer, and Pelosi sat down with Trump and Steve Mnuchin, the Treasury Secretary, to negotiate. The Republican leadersāat firstāstuck to their demand for an eighteen-month debt-ceiling increase. But the Democrats held fast as the Republicans dropped their request to twelve months and then to six months. Mnuchin argued that the financial markets needed a long-term deal. Trump cut him off and abruptly sided with Schumer and Pelosi on their three-month request
White privilege got him a light sentence. Yes. He worked for a criminal but did so willingly. Cohen didnāt sign a plea deal because it required him to come totally clean on every thing. Not a road he could go down without further incriminating himself. Light sentence for the criminalās fixer!
Today, people associated with Trump have learned exactly how the word context plays out. Maybe in the near future, a few will learn the full implications of the phrase āStrip Searchā.
Wow, thereās lotsa bloody meat to devour!!
n all of the above was during Pelosiās minority leader tenure.
Uh-huh.
And if Trump had promised a pardon, things would have unfolded very differently. Cohen would have stonewalled Mueller and SDNY, and then after sentencing, gotten pardoned.
And he would remain loyal to Trump, and remain a sniveling little shit.
Fuck him.
During Sentencing, Michael Cohen Said Donald Trump No Artist At Dealmaking
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Well no shitā¦ color me stunned. ((lays head on desk))
BTW
For those who may be wondering at the change in my avatarā¦
I am the same darrtown. I just updated my pupās image to show her advancing age. The original is of my pup at 8 months of age. She is now a mature 9 yr old and still vigorous, happy and my close friend. The image was made by a friend yesterday at our normal morning outing at a local dogpark.
Further FYI:
My pup is a Red Tick Coonhound built to run and when the time is right to Bawl in a way you can hear a mile away (literally). But at home sheās a quiet one.
There is only one deal that the DOTUS has to worry aboutā¦
Exchanging a resignation for a Get out of Jail āfreeā cardā¦
I would argue that you would get 100 lbs of fatty bacon and something resembling pork rindsā¦