Discussion: Dowd: I Got Stoned On One Quarter Of A Weed Candy Bar, Not One Half

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Why did she feel the need to clarify this point when she clearly didn’t listen to the advice of the proprietor she bought it from. Is she afraid of looking like a candy bar glutton?

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lightweight.

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This lady apparently took a bad trip and didn’t come back. I suspect it might have been years ago.

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Come on, she’s an awesome sport about all of this. Stop hating on her, bitches.

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Maybe up until now, but having your assistant call to clarify that it was a quarter and not a half?

That’s pretty lame.

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If she was so wasted, how does she know how much she ingested?

She’s already a vapid twit, so how would her being stoned at all affect her contribution in public discourse?

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I mean…does Dowd clarification on the quantity ingested really matters? What’s her point?

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Somebody needs to check if Alice B. Toklas left a receipe book.

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I was reading the title of the article and this immediately came to mind. At least she is admitting that she is a lightweight and can’t handle her drugs.

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At this point, what does it matter!

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I don’t know why she needs to clarify this point. Edibles, particularly candy bars, come in different labeled strengths, and even then within those designations there’s a lot of variation. Half of one candy bar is 1/8 of another.

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Wick: “Just because I was the most wanted and attwactive guy at the pawty last night…”

Neil: “What do you mean, Rick? You passed out after half a glass of cider.”

Wick: “Did I? Well, that was a bit anawchic!”

So…does she move on to crack, now? Isn’t that how this stuff works?

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½ vs ¼ . OMG what a big difference. Glad her office emailed TPM to clarify that point; wouldn’t want anyone getting the wrong impression of…something.

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agreed.

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I don’t hate her. I just don’t see this as a particularly engrossing story. so she got so stoned she had a bad session. It’s not like that never happened before.

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I love that

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So she only had about 6 times the recommended amount, not 12 times. Good to know.

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Now if only she could clarify her obsession with Bill Clinton’s penis.

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I mean, in her defense, I got ridiculously stoned off of a quarter of a tootsie roll I bought in Boulder (which was the stated serving size), and I used to be a very regular smoker. I can’t imagine what she went though haha.

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