But weâll still vote against Hillary because sheâs not a Republican.
Okay so you canât even be bothered to meet with him, but we should vote for him for President?
The Donald never forgets slights
And playing tennis while Congress diddles will go over great with constituents
One member, Rep. Tom Rooney (R-FL), said he wouldnât make it because he had a doctorâs appointment. âI got hurt playing tennis yesterday. I swear to God,â Rooney said pulling in another congressman to corroborate his story.
Damn, going so far as to physically harm oneself is dangerous. Unless heâs visiting a psychiatrist, heâs seeing the wrong kind of doctor.
Perry is my Rep.
He and âThe Donaldâ are of the same mind set.
Thatâs just to get him to the inauguration, then theyâll immediately impeach him and his VP so they can install Ryan as President. 
(Come to think of it, this is probably their actual plan).
Yoho is my rep he will be there in full a** kissing position.
I think Tim Scott is angling for the VP slot. Choosing a black southerner would take some of the sting out of the complaints about Trumpâs racism. It would not get him many black votes, but it might convince some white women that Trump is not as bad as he seems on the surface. I canât wait for Donald to introduce him by saying âlook at my African American.â
Sen. Scott would be an interesting choice, but Scottâthough rather quietâdoesnât come off to me as someone whoâd put up with Trumpâs shit for too long. If he did, that would provide evidence he really is a black sell-out.
Maybe I can help these confused GOP souls:
If it quacks like a duck and talks like a fascist it must be the Donald.
And that would be your super classy Republican nominee.
(Edited for spelling)
That voiceâthat voice in my fat orange-topped headâmake it stopâŚ
most used excuseâŚ
âI have to feed my catâ
âItâs an emergency,â he said, limping down the hallway."
Sure seems that way. "
Hey, Congressman, you sure youâre limping on the correct foot? Seems like I recall a scriptural admonition against âlimping along on two opinions.â Careful you donât get flamed."
Ding Dong, Ditch, Drumpf.
The problem is that the GOP cannot come to grasp with what its base has become. The base chose The Donald fair and square. GOP pols are faced with the dilemma that their âdemocraticallyâ elected nominee is a walking disaster.
Republicans, having pulled a fast one for so long, have strained their credulity and are limping into the convention.
âGee, I think I read about him once in GQ magazine during the '80sâ - Paul Ryan
"Donald Trump? Wasnât he Gene Kellyâs sidekick in âSinginâ In The Rainâ?â - Mitch McConnell
âAgrabagochalocky! Mekalekahimekahineyho! 'Splody heads 'Splodin!â - Sarah Palin
âHeâs like the handsomest man with the biggest dick in the world. I mean, itâs fucking YUUUUUGE! Itâs so big you could put a Star of David on it!â - Donald Trump
Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA): âI hate to say it, but to a certain extent, we are concerned about the political realities right now ⌠we want to make sure he can win.â
With so many of your colleagues trying out for the role of Pontius Pilate, doesnât seem as though your lot is doing much to make that happen. You âhate to say itâ? I wonder why that would be, Congressman? Hmmmmn?
âI canât talk right now! I have to rush home because I just found out my wife has all kinds of blood coming out of her whatsits and hoo-haws!â