Discussion: Donald Trump's Hail Mary: A Meeting With House And Senate Republicans

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I’ve known Corker for years, and he’s the epitome of smugness.

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That’s right GOP’rs hitch your wagon to this flaming orange turd so the down ticket suffers the same ass whupping he’ll get in November. Concentrate on the gerrymandered districts and give us a shot at the house.

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Fair enough. I defer to your personal knowledge and experience.

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“Hail Mary”

Haha…for some reason I read that as “Hair Melee” and well…giggles started.

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“Hail Mary.” LOL! Yes, I can just see Paul Ryan and The Turtle and the rest of the Republican Rutabagas kneeling down before the Sainted Orange Gelatinous Nominee while “Ave Maria” plays in the background.

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Hey, I just live in his state, and from that alone I already know what a little fucking prick he is. I don’t have to know the bastard personally.

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I’m guessing Hair Melee has got to be either a hair-pulling contest or a head-butting contest of the hairspray helmeted, and I’m gonna go with the latter - because while I can rather entertainingly imagine Con Man Donald in a hair-pulling bout, I can’t believe he’d willingly take part in a contest where he’d start at such an obvious disadvantage. So Head-Butting Battle of the Hairspray Helmeted it must be.

On the other hand, though, Trump did willingly choose to run for President of the United States, a contest where he’s at an even greater intellectual disadvantage than the disadvantage of his follicular deficiencies in a hair-pulling contest, which I suppose means I could be wrong.

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Joni the Nut-Cutter? Sounds like fun!

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They both wear wigs.

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Conman Tramp should strike a lucrative deal with these folks. Suitcases of money can buy you conservative love. Chief Justice Roberts will love it because it is not a bribe if you are a conservative and take suitcases of money for doing stuff that is not an official act – Supporting Tramp is not an official act. Conman Tramp can legally buy them with Robert-certified suitcases containing wads of money, Rolexes, Ferraris and vacations from his scampaign treasure chest. Would be a nice Art of the Deal case study for the ages. Conman Tramp should pick a place in Virginia to provide the suitcases of money because that’s where it would definitely be legal.

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Where are you? I live in Knoxville.

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… impending doom coming in hour rather than days?

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Gives new meaning to having the rug pulled out from under you!

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Conservatives will plead with Dip Sh*t Don to stop acting and saying every thing they believe in.

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Shouldn’t be a problem the donald and the GOP think alike the donald is just too stupid to keep his mouth shut.

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Quick GOP, you can still get on the ship.

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Like Groucho’s comment that he wouldn’t want “to be a member of any club that would have me as a member,” the fact that Corker (or any supposedly reputable member of the GOP) would want to be Veep to Trump hardly casts them as brilliant thinkers. Et Tu New-tay? (PS…I know that any hint that Corker is a reputable member is itself highly suspect.)

I suppose the possibility of Ms. Ernst is to give the ticket a woman to counter Hillary…one who can attack Hillary, but we saw how well that worked when Ms. Fiorina tried it.

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I want to see the DNA on that one…

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Gotta think a lot of GOPers will be busy washing their hair on that day.

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