Discussion: Donald Trump Won’t Introduce Def Leppard At The Iowa State Fair After All

“Those Deaf Leopards are looooosers! Their drummer only has one arm!”

cue Fran Dresser. . .

Not sure who would be better, Bobbi Flekman (aka Fran Dresher) or promoter Artie Fufkin of Polymer Records (aka Paul Shaffer)?

Introducing hair bands at state fairs makes sense for Trump. He has all the integrity of a Howard Stern butt bongo competition.

I have a feeling after 2016 Trump will have a lot more time to hang around state fairgrounds. State fair attendees–be warned!