Lindsey is NOT taking this well…not well at all!
Oh Jebby! My Jebby!
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My guess is because Trump is winning in every district, or at least most of them.
Word.
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Let’s just be honest; let’s just be real.
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I’m not really sure this is the GOP base anymore. Its mutated into another disease.
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“Trump led Cruz by 20 points there among key evangelical voters.”
Proving yet again that there are no more hypocritical people on the entire motherscratching planet than American “Evangelical Christians.”
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In technical terms: explosive diarrhea.
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He’ll be better after he puts on the Liberace record and has a few white wine spritzers.
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The folks at 538 say it’s that there’s a consensus—polls in the run-up, exit polls, and actual results. There’s no evidence against Trump’s being the winner.
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I’d liken it to a combination of Mad Cow Disease and Ebola. Victims spew unimaginable quantities of cretinous lunacy from every orifice in the body.
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Even if I didn’t live in this country, I’d be enjoying it more if it was taking place in a country that didn’t have much impact on the rest of the world, rather than someplace like the US.
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Even in South Carolina, a brush up with the head of the Catholic Church didn’t make an obvious dent in Trump’s iron clad support.
Even in South Carolina? Yeah, because the Pope would have a lot of influence in a state where Catholics are less than 10% of the population.
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You can call an election at 7 percent if you have good exit polling. You have exit polls. You check the precinct actual vote against the exit polls. If they’re in good agreement, you can forecast later vote totals from the exit polls. If the winner is leading by a large margin and you get your key precinct returns early, it doesn’t take much data.
Donald Trump Wins South Carolina Primary
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There is no turning back for (R)s now.
Release the hounds.
jw1
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Keep in mind that they are voting for him because he’s a celebrity.
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You know, this is a toughie, a true conundrum, a mind bender to end all mind benders.
Donald Trump is lots of things, by far most of them not good and he’s cartoonish and has that billionaire weird eccentric thing going on and there is no way that a man like this should ever be POTUS, it’s unthinkable.
But, here’s the but, he is shitting on the establishment GOP that has needed to be shit on for so long that the Repub voters were assumed to have collective constipation for not letting loose.
Trump is bitch slapping Jeb? and tweaking Rubio’s nose, he has called out Cruz and may go with the standard lawsuit against him, which is awesome, and he scared the rest of the pansies away. He’s clearing the field so that we can universally deny him and not just mock his obnoxious self and orange wispy hairidness.
One of the clowns has to win, and whilst the Party machinations are supposedly secretly attempting to undermine Hillary, they are totally missing the attacks on Trump that will lose to the proverbial left side of the meat sandwich and handing us our chosen candidate, which is nice.
Trump is Rove proof and yooooge PAC proof, so they can’t touch him and must settle for ratfucking elsewhere. And this may very well be Rove’s last ratfuck go 'round after getting slaughtered in ‘08 and losing half a billion or so there for practically zero gain.
So’ I’m for Trump as our opponent because as we kick his flabby ass, he smacks the establishment stuck up ass and that is the twofer of all times.
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Nicole Wallace on MSNBC called Trump “Chemo” - Doesn’t care what else it destroys, as long as it gets the establishment. Thats Nicole Wallace, a professional tevevision Republican. Sheesh.
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Much like: projectile vomiting only worse.
What great campaign images for the short fingered douche.
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Yeah, but even a pure evangelical might be repulsed by Cruz in a visceral way. Whether they agree with his words or not, Cruz feels unclean.
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A Recap: Trump denounced George W. Bush, went to war with Pope Francis, embraced the core of Obamacare and proposed executing Islamic terrorists with pig blood bullets this week.
#And he won big.
The nation responds:
rotfl
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