Discussion: Donald Trump Reminds Twitter How Big His Tax Returns Are

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We already know that Trump is nearly completely ignorant about the Constitution and how our system of government actually works. Now we learn that he is equally ignorant about economics and our tax system. And we want this man to be President of the United States because??? The mind truly boggles. However, as Mencken noted, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people; Trump has made a lot of money using that knowledge.

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“My tax returns are the biggest and classiest tax returns ever! They’re YUUUUGE!”

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“Trump Reminds Twitter How Big His Tax Returns Are.”

Very big, very classy.

Signed with gold Sharpie and embossed with a faux-crest “T”.

His biggest deduction was his and Melania’s wardrobe. Nothing but the finest imported polyesters.

And before he’s through with the IRS, he’ll make them pay for it.

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The only thing yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuger than his tax returns is his ego.

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extremely complex.

Tax prep by H&R Wormhole…

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I don’t give a rat’s ass about your net worth. I want to know if you pay taxes.

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Nice to see that you can pull out 20 reams of copy paper and stack them up. Kinda funny that the day after Romney talks about Trump’s taxes we get the great propaganda photo for the mouth breathers on the right.

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“My tax returns are so yuge I can’t even wrap my stubby little fingers around them,” tRump said.

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Any charitable deductions other than The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Professional Eastern European Models?

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Don’t be stupid, Donald. If you didn’t have your hand in that many tills, your tax returns wouldn’t be that big.

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Yeah, that is nice, high stack of BS.

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So release your FEC filings…or how about your bankruptcy filings? It’s only fair since you want Hillary’s speech transcripts…let’s see how nefarious you ARE when you are screwing the small creditors that held you up…

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BTW, Donald, that stack of alleged returns make your hands look very small, very small. It’s true.

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Wait, tax returns are not complicated, you show your total income and the taxes paid on it.

What Donald “the draft dodging coward” Trump doesn’t want you to see is the type of deductions that he has, because he is stealing so much from the public.

Oh, well, I guess we can trust him right. I mean no one would accuse him of being the slimey lying bastard that he is, would they?

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Tax returns? Looks more like adoption papers when he took custody of his hair.

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Has anyone told Trump that he’s running for President, not First Clown of the United States? He seems to have trouble telling the difference.

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And we want this man to be President of the United States because???

We, no. A large portion of Republican lunatics, yes.

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