Discussion: Donald Trump Brought His Bible To His Speech At Values Voter Summit

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It must hold no real value to him if he hasn’t sold it off yet

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I can almost read it…Something about making needles with very large eyes.

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Can we get the Pope back to DC for a redux?

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“I brought it today because it brings back so many memories,” he said.

I say the exact same thing when I find a object from my childhood in a box. I bet this warmed the hearts of those values voters.

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Wait a sec. That’s not a Bible! That his collected works of Rod McKuen!

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Brand New! Never Been Read!

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You forgot NEW IN BOX!!!

Glad the pope is sucking the oxygen out of the room this weekend.This way we can get a break from this sideshow.

All stage shows need a prop. Apparently his hair wasn’t enough this time.

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Somewhere in New York, a traveler notices the Gideon Bible is missing from his room.

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…and why is the GOP’s only truly “authentic” candidate trying so hard to be someone he’s not?

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A plant! His Bible is a Dem plant, a dirty trick meant to confuse GOP voters.

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Had he at least taken the wrapper off?

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Donald Trump Brought His Bible To His Speech At Values Voter Summit

You know the best way to a values voter’s heart?

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A Gideon Bible taken from one of his hotel rooms. Does anyone really believe he touched the thing in the last 50 years before he started running for President?

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Why do I not believe this for 1 second.

did he buy it from Lee Atwater?

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Opened Bible carry?

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He took it from the hotel room, no doubt.

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