Discussion: Donald Trump Apparently Has A Serious Fundraising Problem

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But, But, Donny-Boy is a MEGA-BILLIONAIRE and “Doesn’t need anybodies money”…he told us so!

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It Finally Happened: Donald Trump Jumped the Shark

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Only called 3 of 20 and then stopped? Haha…makes me wonder what those first 3 told his campaign.

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This is an opportunity for the Donald to dig deep into his own pockets so that he does have to bein someone else’s pocket. After all, in his own words, he is a billionaire. He could buy the Presidency! Can he???

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When they say “he only called three…” you have to wonder if they mean that he, Donald, only called three, or if he delegated it to his minions. You would think that minions would call everyone, and have a competition to see who could get the most in donations. This makes me think that he personally didn’t make the calls he was asked to make.

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The nation is full of drunkard carnivores. Time to crank up the vodka and steak scam maybe.

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Oh, No !

I have an idea; someone like the Kochs offers to contribute enough to allow the campaign to repay Donnie’s (proven, first) $35m loan, if he pulls out before the convention. Make up that in resulting Cleveland-watching popcorn sales, perhaps, but still a public service.

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In a general election against Hillary Clinton, however, most expect
Trump to have to spend more time on donor outreach in order to make up
ground.

And we know that the one thing Trump does better than anything else is outreach!

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Or the first three told him to go to hell and his ego was so shattered he didn’t call the rest.

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A warm generous caring individual . Why wouldn’t anybody give him money?

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What does Hugh Hewitt think NOW? LMAO!

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Dump is bored. Seriously, he didnt expect this, and he doesnt have the stamina or demeanor or attention span for this. Its hard work and he is used to other folks doing it for him.

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He probably got tired of hearing things like, “Use your own money, Richie Rich!” or “I have three dogs and if you add their assholes all together you are STILL a bigger one! [SLAM]”

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That is an excellent analysis.

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His hands are too small.

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Normally his illegals would be handling this, but he wants to ship them all on the other side of Mexico’s big beautiful wall…which just got 10 feet higher.

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Charles Koch: [answers phone] Hello? Who’s there?

Trump: Charles, hi, it’s me Donald.

Koch: Who?

Trump: Donald Trump. I’m calling with a once in a lifetime investment opportunity, and you can get in on the ground floor. It’s gonna be great, really great. We just need 5 million dollars for my presidential campaign and the RNC …

Koch: [click, hangs up phone]

Trump: Charles? Charles, are you there?

[pause]

Trump: Fuck this shit.

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These rich R donors, a lot of hedge fund types, don’t want to donate. One guy said, why should I, trump’s got $10 billion.

@dnl It’s for sure Sir Paul has more money than trumpet, $1.2 billion most likely. P.S. I’ve been listening to Magical Mystery Tour lately, never gets old.

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