Discussion: Don Blankenship Hits Back At Prez: I Am 'Trumpier Than Trump'

And my lawyer is Giulianier than Giuliani.

And Iā€™m more de-regulatier than the de-regulators.

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Never surrender, Miner-Murderer Don. Resist those RINOā€™s!

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ā€œHey, I am more fascist than he is!!! Cā€™mon!!ā€

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Translation: Iā€™m an ever bigger asshole.

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Oh, FFSā€¦

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That too.

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Ugh. I am going to be praying for Manchin to be reelected. This is where we are.

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I Am Trumpier Than Trump

Itā€™s amazing we live in a world where someone can say that as a compliment to himself.

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The sake of Fuck is doing quite well these days in supporters. I think that cause might have more support than those against killing puppies.

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West Virginians now think Trump is ā€œtoo liberalā€?

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Donnier than Donald?

Fat fucking chance.

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Looneytune-ier? Like thatā€™s a good thing?

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Iā€™m not the biggest fan of Sen. Joe Manchin, but guys like Blankenship remind us all of what weā€™d get if he doesnā€™t win.

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ā€œRemember Alabama. Vote Rep. Jenkins or A.G. Morrisey!ā€

If the ā€œmainstreamā€ GOP (which now, apparently, includes Trump) canā€™t identify a single alternative (as opposed to multiple alternatives) for voters, then Iā€™m putting my money on Blankenship. Even juxtaposing Blankenship against an ā€˜A or Bā€™ helps distinguish him.

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Iā€™m more corrupt than Trump!

Iā€™m more insensitive to human feeling than Trump!

Iā€™m more selfish than Trump!

Iā€™m more obnoxious than Trump!

Iā€™m more arrogant than Trump!

And Trump hasnā€™t killed anyone!

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Also too Racistier and Fascistier!

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Itā€™s about the vote for Majority Leader: ā€œCocaine Mitchā€ McTurtle, or Chuck Schumer. The leader does not have as much power as the Speaker of the House, but still has a lot.

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There are probably some Syrians that disagree.

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Yes, true. And maybe Iranians. But this is Blankenship speaking, remember. So he might add, ā€œI lie more than Trump!ā€