And my lawyer is Giulianier than Giuliani.
And Iām more de-regulatier than the de-regulators.
Never surrender, Miner-Murderer Don. Resist those RINOās!
āHey, I am more fascist than he is!!! Cāmon!!ā
Translation: Iām an ever bigger asshole.
Oh, FFSā¦
That too.
Ugh. I am going to be praying for Manchin to be reelected. This is where we are.
I Am Trumpier Than Trump
Itās amazing we live in a world where someone can say that as a compliment to himself.
The sake of Fuck is doing quite well these days in supporters. I think that cause might have more support than those against killing puppies.
West Virginians now think Trump is ātoo liberalā?
Donnier than Donald?
Fat fucking chance.
Looneytune-ier? Like thatās a good thing?
Iām not the biggest fan of Sen. Joe Manchin, but guys like Blankenship remind us all of what weād get if he doesnāt win.
āRemember Alabama. Vote Rep. Jenkins or A.G. Morrisey!ā
If the āmainstreamā GOP (which now, apparently, includes Trump) canāt identify a single alternative (as opposed to multiple alternatives) for voters, then Iām putting my money on Blankenship. Even juxtaposing Blankenship against an āA or Bā helps distinguish him.
Iām more corrupt than Trump!
Iām more insensitive to human feeling than Trump!
Iām more selfish than Trump!
Iām more obnoxious than Trump!
Iām more arrogant than Trump!
And Trump hasnāt killed anyone!
Also too Racistier and Fascistier!
Itās about the vote for Majority Leader: āCocaine Mitchā McTurtle, or Chuck Schumer. The leader does not have as much power as the Speaker of the House, but still has a lot.
There are probably some Syrians that disagree.
Yes, true. And maybe Iranians. But this is Blankenship speaking, remember. So he might add, āI lie more than Trump!ā