Trump is the only person whoâs made the wiretap allegation.
Why isnât he testifying before Congress?
You can cram it with walnuts ugly. The current âpresidentâ made a statement of fact accusing a former president of a felony. Either the information exists or it doesnât, and a week should be more than enough time for the Justice Department to procure said info.
In translation: Steve Bannon is currently sobering up from his latest bender and unable to forge anything that could pass muster. Meanwhile James OâKeefe, who does have personal experience with illegal wiretapping, isnât returning our calls.
Little Beauregard canât find anything but doesnât want to disappoint âdaddyâ so needs more time to concoct something. These guys are pathetic.
Deer in the headlights or whatâŚ
Sorry, the paper was due this Monday, and âMy familyâs going on a vacation for Spring Breakâ is not a valid excuse for missing the assignment.
Deer Teachir,
Plese be so kind as to allow mor time for us; our in-house tiny-fingered, chetto-faced, ferret-wearing shit gibbon ate our supporting evidence.
Thak you,
The Honorabil John Miller, serving the GREATESTY President in World History
the only living person in my humble opinion who gets a little extra time is Kylie Minogue 
So who was the Spy using the latest CIA gadgetry in Trump Tower?
I say itâs Kellyanne Conway - in the kitchen - with the microwave camera!
Hey, I found it! Here ya go âŚ
Just canât figure out how to create a lie good enough to repeat a 100 times so it can be born into the truth.
I get it
âPleeeeeeeese⌠it takes a lot of time to not find evidence that doesnât exist.â
Theyâre not going to find anything âŚ
until Saturday nightâŚLive ! â
Some of usâmost of us, actually, who bothered to voteâforesaw that electing a crazy person President would be problematic. Now, you can go down the line and ask why the GOP let this happen and at every point you can nod your head and say âYes, yes, I understand.â But the totality of it is just staggering. They elected a crazy person President. THEY ELECTED A CRAZY PERSON PRESIDENT. I donât know why Iâm not constantly yelling this on the street. But yeah, anyway, there wonât be any evidence, gotcha. We sort of expected there wouldnât be.
Well, home from a meeting. Let the boozing begin.
Isnât that cute? Theyâre pretending like the President is a Real Grown-up Boy and his suspicions are reality-based. That way the mangled apricot hellbeast wonât have his fee-fees hurted by the big mean grown-ups.
I bet the letter from the justices said something like âwe canât make this shit upâŚno really we need more time to come up with something. Itâs not coming to usâ
Theyâre already down to the seventh definition of âevidenceâ on dictionary.com and nothingâs really fitting the narrative,
Oh FFS, this is ridiculous. This is a nothingburger. Its either yes or no, and most definitely thereâs no there there. They donât need any extra time to respond to whether or not Drumpfâs predecessor wiretapped that pathological liar and huge asshole. Its an open and shut case.
The idea that Sessions is dragging this bullshit out is proof positive that that little fucking gremlin canât figure out how to show enough fealty to that usurper who is presently occupying the White House.