Discussion: Dog Shoots Wyoming Man After Stepping On Rifle

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Wow. A “Dog Shoots Man” story!

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Something humorous to start the day.

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Headline on Fox: BLACK Lab Attacks White Law-Abiding Gun Owner

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Right before he shot… < roof! >Get your own fucking stick!< /roof!!>

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I guess it was hard to find a stock photo that fit this story exactly.

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Sorry but , roflmfao .

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MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I don’t usually laugh someone that is shot, but this is just too funny not to

Said the dog (through the interpreting Dog Whisperer), “For my whole life he fed me that crappy Purina, and it was killing me! I mean, after years of chicken by-product meal with animal fat preserved with mixed-tocopherols, I’d have enough! I mean would YOU eat chicken by-product meal with animal fat preserved with mixed-tocopherols? I didn’t THINK so! Ruff! So, I “stepped” on his rifle. My only complaint is that I don’t have opposable thumbs…if you know what I mean.”

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“Good dog!”

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The dog claims it was an accident but that is what they all say.

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I did a doubletake when I saw the headline, and I admit it took a few seconds to sink in.

Did the man then bite the dog in retaliation?

Thanks for the laugh.

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That’s what it takes to stop a bad guy with gun.

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A new meaning to the old phrase: " That do can hunt."

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Who’s a good dog with a gun? You are! You’re a good dog with a gun!!!

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Somewhere, Darwin is smiling.

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The dog was just standing his ground. The NRA will back him up in any legal proceedings.

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Four instinctive dog rules about firearms:

  1. Assume every firearm is loaded.
  2. Never point a firearm at anything you are not willing to destroy.
  3. Always be sure of your target and what is beyond it.
  4. Keep your paw off the trigger until you are on target and ready to fire.

This was a deliberate shooting.

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After the shooting, he snuck a few licks in on the gun and claimed it went off when he was cleaning it.

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Recipe for an “accident”: Throw a loaded/safety off rifle on your backseat among the empty chew tins, beer bottles, etc, add dog.

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It’s a good thing there wasn’t a sniper scope on it, otherwise the dog’s owner might not be alive today!

“The right to dog arms… wait… the right to arm dogs… dammit, what is that second amendment?!”

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